christianjen 40 / 40 / C
"Mostly here just for amusement Standard members can contact ut"
miami, Florida, United States
 
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Member Since: April 8, 2006

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christianjen 40/C
miami, Florida
Introduction
Any profile that has nothing but professional pix (typically in the same outfit)will be considered bunk. Any profile that has the phrases "To me traveling means getting lost on the way" "I'm not changing my life, I'm just turning up the volume" "A perfect weekend is" When I'm at home I split my time up doing"...bla bla bla BUNK. If you read these things then you know what we mean. There are people here that create profiles and use pix that "look alot like me" lol There are people here that create multiple profiles and give themselves testimonials. There are people here that use there own pix but, have zero intention of acting out IN REAL LIFE the desires they state they have on their profile. There are people here that just want an ego stroke and all of them can go to hell. If you don't like the sound of that, then perhaps your one of them.
You want to talk to us, then be very prepared to snap a pic of yourself on your little phone and send it. *86 it or whatever to keep your number private thats fine. Prior to that, you will be assumed a pre-op trany or the bearded lady using someone Else's pix. If all this sounds cynical, then pay to be a member here for a year or so. Then feel free to cut and paste what Ive written and use it on your own profile.....because you will feel the same way.

My Ideal Person Lets start with legit profiles written by the actual people in the profile pix. For example, US! We are not looking for zeros attempting to live vicariously through cyber space. Real people for real encounters....imagine that. Singles are easier then couples. Finding mutual attraction and chemistry between four is almost more trouble than its worth.
Her turn offs: Any type of facial hair
Bald heads
Ink
Smokers
unfit bodies
age >45
Body hair
My turn offs: Exactly the same just applied to women.

*** One more thing couples that have pix of the lady and not the guy, don't email us. That line, trust me ladies he is hot and you wont be disappointed" lol Right. We understand he is running for Governor, senator...ect, but you can blur the face.
Single lady profiles that, "have all the dick I want" or a guy would like to attend....but not a must. Head check, your not single stupid. If we sound like snobs, elitist, or stuck up.....Well, we are. How sad are you if your not when it comes to picking lovers? Think about being exactly the opposite when it comes to choosing lovers...

We are here for the less then .1% that makes life more interesting.

New update: If you are the type that writes testimonials for people you have not met, your likely an idiot thats praising a low-life with a stolen picture. Many of these "testimonials" make individuals look gullible, stupid, desperate and in quite a few cases CREEPY. Qualities that scare us away. If your agree with our profile, write us and we can determine chemistry and attraction. If you were offended because you don't meet our criteria, get over yourself and move on. Don't bitch to us about whatever insecurities we managed to provoke. We don't care and we wont change our profile to make you feel better about yourself. Our profile is specific, honest, and a great example of how profiles should be written. If everyone did it, this would be a site worth paying for.

Information
  • 40/40 / Couple (man/woman)
  • miami, Florida, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women
Marital Status: Attached
Swinger Type: Touching others but no sex
Speaks: English
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: February 23, 1976 October 6, 1976
Relocate?: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Height: 6 ft 1 in / 185-187 cm 5 ft 2 in
Body Type: Athletic Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Education: BA/BS (4 years college) BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Long/Thick N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 34 / 75 D