callmex1000 44 / M
"I'd rather be disliked for what I am, than loved for what I'm not!"
Stratford on Avon, Essex, United Kingdom
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callmex1000 44/M
Stratford on Avon, Essex , United Kingdom
Sailing in a pea green boat on a top secret mission accompanied by an owl and a pussy cat.
I am currently curled up in a ball sleeping under a rug spun from the finest cotton candy. I live in a castle which floats on a cloud and occupies a space somewhere between the sun and a rainbow
When I'm not dreaming, I like to explore forgotten lands in the hope of finding buried treasure.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
None!All fake!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Unsure/Prefer not to say

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  • 44 / male
  • Stratford on Avon, Essex, United Kingdom
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: May 9, 1972
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I don't drink at all
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Master's degree
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Atheist
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say
Circumcised: Prefer not to say
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Crewcut
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None