single,no s,yet;no wife,yet;enjoy guading,rafting, back riding,hot tubbing,travel,having fun,partying,and gals. dont ,but am not cheap. looking for nice,slim(average),clean,gals who would like to come to the ranch for a visit,or travel,my treat. :X I HAVE NO MONEY ; I LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX (2 fridge boxs) ; I ENJOY LONG ROMANTIC WALKS THROUGH THE TRAILER PARK , SHORT BRISK WALKS TO THE LIQUEUR STORE , THE PROBATION OFFICE , AND THE XXX PORN SHOP ; I ENJOY ROMANTIC DINNERS AT McDONALDS (where my date can order anything on the menu) ; I HAVE NO TEETH ; I WEIGH 400 POUNDS ; I HAVE NO HAIR ON MY HEAD (lots on my dick , my nose , my ears , and my pits) ; I HAVE A HUGE HAIRY POT BELLY ; WHEN I WALK , I WADDLE ; I HAVE BAD B.O. ; I HAVE NO FRIENDS ; I HAVE A HALF INCH DICK ; I CAN GIVE THE RIGHT GIRL THE BEST 2 MINUTES OF LOVIN SHE HAS EVER HAD , FOREPLAY AND A CIGARETTE AFTER INCLUDED ; AND BEST OF ALL , MY MOTHER SAYS IM HANDSOME.=))=))=))

My Ideal Person must be real,honest,clean,fun,good people. MUST HAVE LOTSA MONEY HONEY ; MUST HAVE LESS FACIAL HAIR THAN ME , BUT LOVE FACIALS ; MUST SUCK LIKE A HOOVER ; MUST BE WET ALL THE TIME ; MUST LOOK SEXY IN SPANDEX (cuz i look sexy in my polyester zoot suit) ; MUST LIKE TO TRAVEL (in my shopping cart) ; MUST LOVE DICK (preferably mine) ; MUST NOT BE RELATED TO ME (some krazy court order) ; MUST BE HUMAN (or have very close d.n.a.) ; MUST HAVE A PULSE ; MUST HAVE A SHAVED PUSSY (attached to her body) ; MUST BE ABLE TO HOLD A COVERSATION (optional if shes really hot) ; MUST BE SEXY (tall or short , young or old , big or small , i loves dem all)

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
to many to list|-(d

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A rollercoaster, The beach, The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A store dressing room, Anywhere, on a horse, in the mud, in the river, on a quad, in my tractor(s

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
i work part time in film, commercials, music videos, have
met some hot gals and some cool guys:-$

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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