:))Man standard sucks, I hate being broke, Feh! Can't my read mail? what a rediculous jokeX( so im me instead if you see me on, we can talk that way and see if it's on. My guitar, keys and mandolin are all outta tune, need something new to write about, either bane or boon. When I younger I was a bar hopping fool, now i drink at home where it's cool. Throw some good steaks on the barbie and grill, watch a good ballgame, or just be mellow and chill. So I drink and smoke, and occasionally toke, I have glaucoma and I'm a near-sited bloke. I'm no Greek God or built like Adonis, never was that strong, I have to be honest. Used to be a janitor and a darkroom tech too. Been on the shelf so long I know not what to do. I'm a web hermit, a gamer geek, love good movies as well, sci fi and fantasy. You? Do tell. This minstrel is run down and broke, and outta good luck. "I feel like an old splintered drumstick" but I'm randy as fuck. B) forgive me I'm trying not to talk too much bout sex, but some young witch has put me under a hex. So my one kink to which I must confess, under discretion and much duress is if your into A, I want into your B, until I release all of my C! (oh boy here he goes) #-o

Der ideale Mensch für mich This old dog is tired of even older woman, be my age or younger and you might have me grinning.
Don't get me wrong though, I play with older girls too, if your really into your sex, I might be into you too.
I don't expect a goddess, but PLEASE no more trolls, for I've had entirely too many of those.
Peace Out

Welche sind deine Lieblingsmusiker oder -bands?:
Zeppelin, Floyd, and a host of others

Welche sexuellen Aktivitäten erregen dich?:
Oralverkehr geben, Oralverkehr empfangen, Analsex, Sexspielzeuge (Vibratoren, Dildos etc.), Rollenspiele, Dreier, Gemeinsames Masturbieren, Spiele mit Essen, Eigene "Filme" erstellen, Teilnehmen an erotischer Fotografie, Voyeurismus, Massagen

Welche Eigenschaften sind für dich am wichtigsten wenn du nach einem Sexpartner suchst?:
Ein wenig von allem

Hast du schon mal davon geträumt mit einer berühmten Persönlichkeit Sex zu haben? Mit wem? Was reizt dich an dieser Person?:
Cate Blanchett (As Galadriel) looks lovely with long hair
and pointed ears, and smile she gives Frodo in the dream
vision rotk? Priceless! she may not have the prettiest,
but has an elegant body, and a beautiful butt, of which I
wish I could sex and climax into.

Hattest du schonmal Cybersex?:
Niemals! Ich will es körperlich fühlen.

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