:))Man standard sucks, I hate being broke, Feh! Can't my read mail? what a rediculous jokeX( so im me instead if you see me on, we can talk that way and see if it's on. My guitar, keys and mandolin are all outta tune, need something new to write about, either bane or boon. When I younger I was a bar hopping fool, now i drink at home where it's cool. Throw some good steaks on the barbie and grill, watch a good ballgame, or just be mellow and chill. So I drink and smoke, and occasionally toke, I have glaucoma and I'm a near-sited bloke. I'm no Greek God or built like Adonis, never was that strong, I have to be honest. Used to be a janitor and a darkroom tech too. Been on the shelf so long I know not what to do. I'm a web hermit, a gamer geek, love good movies as well, sci fi and fantasy. You? Do tell. This minstrel is run down and broke, and outta good luck. "I feel like an old splintered drumstick" but I'm randy as fuck. B) forgive me I'm trying not to talk too much bout sex, but some young witch has put me under a hex. So my one kink to which I must confess, under discretion and much duress is if your into A, I want into your B, until I release all of my C! (oh boy here he goes) #-o

我的理想對象: This old dog is tired of even older woman, be my age or younger and you might have me grinning.
Don't get me wrong though, I play with older girls too, if your really into your sex, I might be into you too.
I don't expect a goddess, but PLEASE no more trolls, for I've had entirely too many of those.
Peace Out

你最喜愛的音樂家或樂團有哪些?:
Zeppelin, Floyd, and a host of others

什麼樣的性愛活動令您著迷？:
給與口交, 享受口交, 肛交, 玩具 (振動器/人造陰莖/等。), 角色扮演, 3p, 互慰, 食物遊戲, 製作家庭"電影", 參與情色攝影, 偷窺狂., 訊息.

您尋找性伴侶時的主要條件？:
以上條件多少都有一點

曾經想像過與名人發生性關係嗎?誰?他們有什麼吸引你的地方呢?:
Cate Blanchett (As Galadriel) looks lovely with long hair
and pointed ears, and smile she gives Frodo in the dream
vision rotk? Priceless! she may not have the prettiest,
but has an elegant body, and a beautiful butt, of which I
wish I could sex and climax into.

您曾體驗過網路性愛嗎?:
不可能，我都來真的。

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