bandit5_0 46 / M
"You don't get the FRIENDS if I don't get the BENEFITS :)"
In & Out, Georgia, United States
 
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bandit5_0 46/M
In & Out, Georgia
FUCK 'em if they can't get a joke and JOKE 'em If they can't get a fuck
Introduction
.Know this up front:

-I am a part time participant of two local swinger groups
-I use another online dating site to compliment what I do on here
-I have made a small group of friends on here that I communicate/meet with on a regular basis

Let’s just say I’m not desperate 

I’M BACK……….well, kinda sorta lol. Been on an extended break from this place. It wasn’t until recently that I was “inspired” to do something more than post on the group forums. So after re-thinking what my goals on this site are – good sex with beautiful women – the same as it was when I took a break – I’ve finally decided it’s time to get off my ass and make something happen so enjoy the read….and DO READ because you might get your feelings hurt if you approach me in any way that suggests you didn’t.

I’m very real, STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW, proud of who I am, just under 6ft tall, athletic build, clean and straight teeth, killer smile (so I’m told), bedroom eyes (told that too), good hair (lots of stories about that), educated, can hold an intelligent conversation, have a job, a car, and my own place, like to travel, and above all I love good sex. Although I occasionally SWING with several, my preference will always be to HANG with one. I was raised to be polite but I don’t pull punches or mince words when it’s the appropriate way to get my point across. I’m definitely above average – but you can see for yourself. I can TRAVEL to your area and take you out for a good time (I’m a gentleman so I pay for the dinner, event, hotel) or be a gracious host at my place if you earn my trust.

Every swinging dick profile on this site says “cool, laid back, and no drama”. I’m FOCUSED, GOT MY SHIT TOGETHER and KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME – you decide which gives the best bang for the fuck If you can relate to my personality then we will definitely enjoy each other’s company
If I send you a message then it’s most likely because I find your profile intriguing and/or your pics make me horny. Don’t let it get to your head – LOTS OF PROFILES TURN ME ON OR INTRIGUE ME so I send lots of messages. That’s how it works on AdultFriendFinder.

To those who prefer to date within your own race – I respect your preference but I’m still going try you anyway since you can’t score if you don’t take the shot. If you are checking out my profile then your own race probably isn’t doing enough for you in the first place. Read and repeat the first few sentences of my profile – they were written with people like you in mind, so let’s live life and enjoy sex to the FULLEST.

Sometimes I forget and OVER TIME I may send more than one message – I don’t catch this until after the message is sent. Again, don’t get big headed – I’m not TRYING to be persistent. The sure fire way to keep me out of your mailbox is to reply with NO THANK YOU.

My friends on here are also my references – DO NOT SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST UNLESS WE HAVE SHARED SOMETHING SPECIAL!! If you’re not sure what something special is then ask me first.  I can provide other member profiles who know me VERY well if you doubt who I am or what I do on here.

The pics, videos, and testimonials on my profile are legit. IF SEEING ME FUCKING OTHER WOMEN IS DISTURBING THEN DON’T LOOK. Many profiles show masturbation, I choose to show fornication.

ANAL SEX is now a REQUIREMENT. Simply put, when the moment and chemistry is right there is nothing hotter than spreading and penetrating a woman’s back door. Ask me questions if and I’ll promise to completely inform you so will understand and expect the intense pleasure when it’s done the right way.

To all of the MARRIED WHITE WOMEN (including couples) – I’ve realized that it’s much easier to meet, fuck, and say goodbye to you at the swinger parties I occasionally attend so I have no interest for you on here UNLESS;
-you are within 4 hours drive from me OR willing to travel to Atlanta (I can host)
-you make a genuine attempt to be flexible when scheduling a meet
-you plan in advance and execute according to plan…..I don’t like last minute changes
When we do meet keep the following things in mind:
I will not show up at your house as a surprise gift to your wife
I will not take the key to your hotel room where your wife is naked, tied and gagged on the bed
I will not stop whatever I’m doing to show up on a moment’s notice
If she is too shy, high, or drunk, I’m leaving
If you take pictures with your camera, then I take pictures with mine

Sorry, but I do not take kindly to being referred to as a BBC, Black Bull, or any other name that ignites your sexual fantasy and I consider racist and/or sub-human. I am a BRAND NAME and a gentleman – if you want a COMMODITY there are lots of Black dicks on here who don’t mind being called those things if it means they can get white pussy. You should have no problem finding them.

GAY or BI MEN: NOWHERE ON MY PROFILE DOES IT SAY OR SUGGEST THAT I ENGAGE IN HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY SO DO NOT BOTHER CONTACTING ME – YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

My Ideal Person My likes
Check out my friend CharSpruce – if you look as good as her then you go to the front of the line

Otherwise, I’m looking for a smart, mature, attractive woman who wants to enjoy the GOOD TIMES associated with a mentally and sexually stimulating, but not overbearing relationship. Married White women and couples are ok if you meet my requirements. NSA is fine by me but FWB is preferred. D/D free is a must (no issues with 420). Any RACE and AGE is welcome – dark haired White women with nice eyes are my weakness though. You don’t have to be Barbie – just have the right curves and carry yourself the right way and you will have my full attention.

I’ll admit it would be nice to connect with a woman of color (think Sage Steele or Thandie Newton) for a change!

For those of you who are either new to this site or just fail to understand here is the watered down NSA process:

STEP 1 – we COMMUNICATE. If we click then it’s on to step 2.
STEP 2 –we MEET. If we have a good time and there is chemistry between us then go to step 3.
STEP 3 – we FUCK. If we are ok with FWB then REPEAT steps 1 thru 3. LTR is possible but I don’t expect to find it here

My Dislikes:
NASCAR
County music
Budweiser
4 Wheelin’ or Muddin
Trailer Trash
Ghetto Queens
Gold Diggers
Pen Pals
Afros or crunchy hair
Teeth that haven’t seen a dentist in YEARS
Pussy pics that looks like a blown out truck tire
Clits that look like miniature dicks

Read this far? Then you must be interested. TY for reading now type a message and click send.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Can't think of any - maybe you and I can come up with some
new ones!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Threesomes, Lots of lingerie

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really. But there are some that do turn me on.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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Information
  • 46 / male
  • In & Out, Georgia, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: February 14, 1970
Relocate?: Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Master's degree
Occupation: Well paid profession
Race: Mixed
Religion: Not applicable
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
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