asseenontv1967 49 / M
"Work in progress."
Warren, Michigan, United States
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asseenontv1967 49/M
Warren, Michigan
Holding open try-outs for the 2016 Fall and beyond Sex Olympics. Sex-letes will be participating in, but not limited to the following events:
Pole Vault, Breast Stroke, Broad Jump, Clean and Jerk (not necessarily in that order), Muff Diving, and Floor Exercises.

July 2016 found me ending a LTR. I am wholly unattached – not married, no girlfriend, not hung up on anyone. I'm not ready for anything serious and I am looking for one woman for a FWB type thing.

Currently I work 2nd shift. That's 3 pm til 1130 pm, and I do some OT. Smoking is a deal breaker. I have a daughter under 18 who does not live with me. I get along well with my baby mama and believe me it took a lot of work to go from a horrible break up to friends but we did it for the sanity of our daughter. I usually see my daughter at my ex's house. There is nothing there; no romance, no sex, nothing. That fire died about a year before we officially ended it (about 3 years ago). If you're the type to get jealous over this kind of situation, don't contact me. If you cant tell from my pics I am a very hairy guy, I'm hairy all over. Also, I'm going bald and been thinking about shaving my head for a few years. If this isn't your thing that's fine, I've learned to be very happy in my own skin.

If you're still reading I am a happy, optimistic, horny, funny, sane, sarcastic, smart ass DDF guy looking for a woman for a FWB thing. Part 'friend' – to go out and do things with, and part 'with benefits' – after we go to a movie or lunch/dinner, etc we fuck like monkeys. I don't have anger issues and I'm not a narcissist.

My Ideal Person She is similar to me – easy going, fun & funny, open minded and looking for passionate fun with a friend & lover. She is DDF. She lives within a hour max, preferably closer.

I'm open to most things sexually. I love kissing. I love the sensual act of rubbing bodies together, touching, caressing, kissing body parts, etc. I love receiving and giving oral and I've been told I'm very good at it. I'm into ass play.

I need chemistry with my partner. While looks do figure in to attractiveness, chemistry is more important to me.

I am an ass man. Doesn't mean I don't like boobs, I love them. But a big, round bubble butt ass gets me every time. I have a weakness for voluptuous BBWs.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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  • 49 / male
  • Warren, Michigan, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  TS/TV/TG
Birthdate: December 7, 1967
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Manufacturing
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Sarcasm
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Receding
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: