artzpimp 64 / M
"Taking applications for Partner in Crime"
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
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artzpimp 64/M
Kitchener, Ontario , Canada
standard member so let's connect on IM.
I'm a recent transplant from the big city to small town Ontario. While I really miss the nightlife of the city I'm also developing good friends here. I'm tall - creative - have hair - great blue eyes and a sense of humor. I live a positive, empowering lifestyle.

I decided that I needed to make some serious changes last September. I realized that I needed to look good naked. So I've lost 60 lbs. Only 30 more to go.... I feel amazing. BTW boat pic is pre-loss. need some new ones

Love to read, fly, travel and learn languages. I'm and ex-television producer / webmaster who has recently developed an interest in Real Estate. Music, good food and wine are vital to me. Oh yeah - I am a hell of a cook (I apprenticed in 1971). However, l always love help in the kitchen! Cooking together can be sexy.

I love spontaneity. I've been known to induce discreet orgasms in unusual locations. And to me there's nothing more pleasurable than feeling silk on my ears, skin on my cheeks and a landing strip (or skin) rubbing my nose.

Looking for fun and a little excitement but if we click -- who knows what will be.

Please reply with a picture and you will receive one in return.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for tallish, creative, well proportioned women with less drama and more fun (however a little performance art can be interesting sometimes). You will be very positive, smart, innovative and a little bit unorthodox.

You will be a co-conspirator - my partner-in-crime.

What I'm not looking for is perfection. It's highly over-rated and (let's face it) perfection is just a good copy of something that has been done before.

Better to be creative, dynamic and intuitive.

I hope you'll feel comfortable and say hello if you live nearby.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 64 / male
  • Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: August 22, 1952
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 187-190 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Sales
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, French
Hair Color: Silver
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None