I am an intelligent, optimistic individual with a friendly disposition and easy going demeanor. I have painted a 100 year old train bridge which towers 800 feet above the river it spans. I am a hopeless romantic with a sardonic sense of humor. I recently developed an interest in photography and have laughed at lousy puns since I was a . I have been a rock star. I have modeled nude for drawing and sculpture. I enjoy dumpster diving. Sometimes mice can make me jump, but I am not afraid of heights. I have been to Disneyland. I have a criminal record for stealing 300 grams of Swiss cheese in 1989. I am sexually creative and consider myself to be very open minded. I am the creator and original proprietor of the "Night Gallery" cabaret. I have read the Koran but have not read the Bible. Darkness is the absence of Light, not the opposite of it. Music has saved my life on more than one occasion. I have been a residential garbage collector and would hand load 15 tons of trash into the truck's hopper each and every weekday. I listen to the radio but do not watch television. I am closer to the end than the beginning. I have been an extreme skier. In order to end its suffering I once had to kill a horribly injured baby kitten with my bare hands. I have performed as a stripper and have been sexually objectified by both men and women in the audience. I have spent an afternoon discussing the Apollo 11 moon landings with Colonel "Buzz" Aldrin. It seems that every year I know more dead people. This spring I planted a garden. I can keep a secret. I believe art is more powerful than religion. I have used these words in a g which is entitled "Uncertain Silver Chassis".

My Ideal Person My friend is to hypocrisy what anti-matter is to matter, nonjudgmental, empathetic, observant and calm when surrounded by chaos, critical and lateral thinker who is unhindered by the limits of reality, saving a little corner of the world for the creation of the impossible and the genesis of thought outside of whatever the box is in.