YetiOnTheProwl 95 / M
"I'm a Sasquatch looking for insightful homo sapiens."
Keene, New York, United States
 
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YetiOnTheProwl 95/M
Keene, New York
Introduction
I've lived in Kathmandu, Shangri-La, Washington State, British Columbia
and currently reside on Mount Marcy in the Adirondack mountains of NYS.
My bigfoot cousins are Chewbacca(Chewie) and Harry, we party together
when our schedules permit. Harry still visits the Henderson family.

"I roam from town to town and go through life without a care,
I'm as happy as a clown ..."

Do you believe in the existence of a sasquatch?

Do you wonder why the remains of one who has died has never been recovered?

Let me explain these conundrums and you can decide for yourself.

I'm not going to reveal the planet/star system we come from, for obvious reasons, but I am going to tell you that we teleport using particle entanglement to instantaneously arrive at our destination. Only now have homo sapiens discovered particle entanglement, it will take you another million years of R&D to adapt it to quantum teleportation. You may in a few centuries, using this same principle of particle entanglement, begin to develop computers with multiple stable state capabilities than your incredibly limited binary systems.

We have long ago solved the dilemma of growing old, degeneration and inevitably expiring. We now age to whatever age we choose and stay at that age forever, in other words, we are immortals.

You wonder why a sasquatch has never been caught, well the answer is we live among you and look exactly like you, we are shape shifters and can transform into any other organic living organism. We don't transform into non-life forms such as rocks. When we choose a homo sapien emergence, we also fall victim to their foibles.

Our method of reproduction is by parthenogenesis, a cross between hermaphrodite and what you commonly refer to as intersex with asexual adaptations.

You may also ask, why are you here? The answer is sexual recreation. We don't have a strictly female gender and it's attributes, we find are quite appealing.

That said, we have found that pussy rules the world, men want it and females control it. We have failed miserably to interpret the female psychic and are totally confused by their demands to permit access. The softest aperture that a cock can experience is a pussy, the mouth and asshole are not as soft, but provide other sensations. However, cock penetration of a throat does yield a softness comparable to that of a pussy. A deep throat fuck provided by either gender or an intersex individual is second only to a pussy fuck. Many, many straight males use other males for oral and anal sex as an accommodation to the lack of pussy and/or the difficulty of obtaining pussy.

The softness of a prolapsed ass hole is something that only someone can attest to that has applicable experience.

Men that adapt the female form or are chubby with big boobs, big butts and fat/full lips can look very appealing to a horny male who lacks access to an accommodating female.

Keep in mind two things about a sasquatch, we love homo sapiens and are incapable of harming a homo sapien, we get quite alarmed if we even upset a homo sapien due to our ignorance of your culture. We only wish to promote happiness and good will, also we cannot impregnate a homo sapien, our genomes are incompatible.

"I'm a travelin' man
I've made a lot of stops all over the world
And in every port I own the heart
Of at least one lovely girl

I've a pretty Seniorita waiting for me
Down in old Mexico
If you're ever in Alaska stop and see
My cute little Eskimo

Oh my sweet Fraulien down in Berlin town
Makes my heart start to yearn
And my China doll down in old Hong Kong
Waits for my return

Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea
I remember the night
When we walked in the sands of the Waikiki
And I held you oh so tight"

Information
  • 95 / male
  • Keene, New York, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Women or TS/TV/TG
Birthdate: December 25, 1920
Speaks: English