PLEASE NOTE: I know my own value and worth. I am highly intelligent, articulate, funny, witty, speak fluent sarcasm, culturally diverse, sexy as hell, have made both men and women pass out from such intense orgasms, and rarely find that my oral skills can be matched let alone surpassed (Ladies, Iet me show you everything you never knew you were missing!), and I love to fuck and be fucked well! I am also an Aquarius to my core, a witch, an empath, and honest to a fault. FAIR WARNING: I can also be brutally honest at times. For example - Don't ask me if those pants make your but look big, because it's not fair to blame the pants now, is it? THAT SAID... Do not confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I AM. My attitude depends on who YOU are. Oh. You are still here. :-h Amazing! Let's see if we make it to the end together, shall we? I no longer believe there are REAL men on this site. This may come as a shock but having a cock, even a big nice one, does not make you a man. It makes you a live action toy! No skills - no brains - no ability to communicate like an adult = no pussy from this girl. Figure out that Hey baby! - Dude! - Wanna hook up? - or any other juvenile speech, is NOT the way to get my attention. In fact, I am more likely to tell you to go fuck YOURSELF than me; so please do not waste my time or yours. Stop reading now and simply move on. I get flooded with messages from "couples" that are really just men trying to cheat on their wives claiming they "have permission." (Some of you have gone so far as to pretend to be both parties in the same conversation.) FAIL! If you are the type of guy to send unsolicited dick picks as a conversation starter... FAIL! Remember the REAL and HONEST part? I like to move the conversation offline quickly. Anyone can troll pictures and hide behind a screen and fake profile. If you are not prepared to exchange and have a real conversation offline, DO NOT contact me! I readily give out my phone number to those I have interest in. What better way to eliminate scammers? BE REAL! If you live more than an hour away from me - please have the financial ability, schedule availability, and desire to travel. Include something about why you are contacting me from such a distance in your opening communication or I will consider you a chatterer wasting my time and move on. If you support Trump (the person not the party) - you probably stopped reading already. Just in case - STOP do not pass first base, do not procreate, just DON'T! I could ramble on for days about the bullshit us women go through on this site feeling like bleeding guppies in a shark tank. At least those of us with self-esteem and self confidence that understand there is magic between a woman's thighs, and we deserve to be treated like the Goddesses we are! I have never had to chase dick in my life! Not now when I look hot as fuck! Not when I weighed over 300 pounds (Yeah I did once, so I get the struggle. Do you?) I am not about to start now.

La mia persona ideale: I have a wonderful, loving husband. We are VERY secure in our relationship. It is why we can play alone, together, or any combination of play we choose.
He is great in bed. Has a nice long cock. And satisfies me in ways no one else can because we connect on a higher spiritual level.

We are here for playtime and variety, NOT because something is "missing" or we are hoping to "spice things up."

So what do you bring to the table?