Unicorn_Hunt 48 / M
"I'm definitely looking for that "needle" in the haystack! (std. can contact!)"
ANY, Alberta, Canada
 
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Unicorn_Hunt 48/M
ANY, Alberta , Canada
Introduction
Flakes, flakes, SO many flakes....this site has so many flakes it's like being in a giant bowl of Kelloggs cereal!!

IF you are one of the minuscule number of girls on here that is attractive, REAL, and is NOT a flake, read on.

I've discovered I have an allergy. People who are ignorant, conceited/self-centered, lack common decency, or flake (like suddenly not responding with no explanation after exchanging 1 or more messages) cause me to break out: in indignation! If this could describe you, feel free to send me money for treatment, but otherwise move along to another profile.

If you want a man who takes control (Dominant) but also has utmost respect, consideration, and decency then it could be worth your while to continue reading

1st, I'm very real and only looking for the same. Obviously from the title, I'm looking for someone/something hard to find. And QUITE willing to look far and wide for her. Pretty damned clear on who I am and what I can/can't offer.

So, ideally, I'm looking for a LTR. Why in hell would I do that on HERE? Well, I'm very sexual and very open-minded (generally in life - see update at beginning of ad!...but especially sexually) so do NOT fit well on eHarmony (got kicked off actually!). How many other viable places are there to look for someone that might share those very important aspects??

While I generally make a good income, I'm definitely not "wealthy" (bye-bye sugar daddy seekers!).

As I said, I'm very sexual, and open minded (really hard to shock me, though there are a few things I do find....odd, lol!) and require the same. I'm straight though.

Have a GREAT sense of humor and keep most people I come in contact with quite entertained. However, it's quite sarcastic, so if you're the too-sensitive type, you'll end up hating me in short order, so best to move on to the next profile.

As a Gemini, I have 2 fairly distinct 'sides'. One is pretty serious and focused and comes across as somewhat intense. Some people can get intimidated. But, that is only part of my picture. The other side is goofy, silly, sarcastic, fun-loving and upbeat. If your first reaction to this is "wow, that would be really hard to take" we're obviously not gonna work out, ya know?

I'm looking for a girl who wants to experience life WITH me. The good, the bad, the sexy, the boring. All my life I have been led to believe that somewhere inside most women this is what they WANT. Well?? Send me a MESSAGE then and tell me! IF you fit the aspects I`m looking for. That would be right below....

My Ideal Person Still with me? Awesome!

On to the "Unicorn/needle in haystack" part!

She MUST, MUST, MUST be honest, real, straightforward, actually able to communicate, very sexual and open-minded, reasonably attractive with a slim to average build, clean (herself and her surroundings) and prepared to invest real effort to make a real connection.

Those are non-negotiable. The rest has more flexibility.

The desired unicorn is/has ideally: not interested in playing any mind/word games; feminine; bi or bi-curious; employed at something she enjoys or, at least, pays well (lol !); wanting an actual relationship; NOT highly reactive/too sensitive or easy to jump to assumptions; a good sense of humor; somewhat outgoing; REALISTIC about herself and men; patient; caring; supportive; adaptable;

and the most important of all:

likes ME!!



What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
I have quite a few.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not particularly. Most celebs end up with horribly self-absorbed,
conceited personalities. Total turn-off for me.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 48 / male
  • ANY, Alberta, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: June 11, 1968
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 177-180 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Prefer not to say
Occupation: IT Architect
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English, none
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Either
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