Who am I? I am a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, coated with confusion. I am not what you expect and never what you believe. I am a tough nut to crack, but once I am out of my shell, the phoenix will arise from the ashes of the shell. I am not one that most notice, and I do not look like I should. I don't believe in playing games, as I have been on the receiving end of more games then I would care to admit about. However, I don't believe that one should lay all their cards down on the table at first meeting. Where is the mystery in life then? I believe in honesty, open attitudes, and above all else the truth. Yes, I know that is the same as honesty, but it bears repeating. I am told I am funny, but don't believe it, the puns made me do it! I am a paradox, drawn to both past and future, capable of incredible passions and horrors. In short, I am a human being. And like all humans, I have flaws. But unlike many, I do not let those flaws stop me. But who am I REALLY? I am not someone you should get to know if you are expecting someone who is in great shape or who likes to do a lot of exercise things. I am not conventionally attractive in the least. In fact, other than my head, I am not something most people are attracted to at all. I am not a per who wants to be out in the sun, in fact I despise it. I am quite happy as a hermit, and have no real desire to change that without a good rea. I do enjoy certain fun things outside when I can, like the Fringe or First Night Festival. I am also very much an intense per. My light is not a candle in the dark, but is instead a blazing bonfire that is both fierce and inspiring. Luckily for all, I keep my temper in check, but I let my other fires burn bright. But despite my inner fire, I am a spirit of the air and the water, the ever blowing wind, and the ever flowing water. I feed the fire and I can quench it. And apparently my intensity scares some people, some to the point of fleeing. Those that know me always get a laugh out of that one. After almost 10 years in the US and dealing with customer service, I have little tolerance for intentional idiots (Those who have no desire to learn). I have seen too much of the bad end of humanity to let that slide. As I like to say, I have faith in individual people, but I have no faith in humanity as a whole. And no matter what, don't expect me to change for you. I don't expect you to change for me, so why should I have to change for you. I have been dealing with the bad end of humanity so long, I am trying to re-start, and that is why I am back in Canada, to find the good in the world again. I lived in Sherwood Park most of my youth, but that was 20 years ago. If you think you remember me, it may be true. I would love to hear from you if you do remember me. I am continually amazed by the lack of manners of people on these sites. If you get a rude message, it is acceptable to ignore and report it. When you ignore a polite message, for whatever rea, you only encourage people to not be communicative. The ability to treat people with respect and at least politely answer a polite question or message seems to be lost on too many people. If you don't want to talk, it is polite to say so. No one can read your mind, no matter how much you wish others did. It is up to the other party to be mature and respect that. Not even responding shows you have no desire to actually communicate at all. Deleting your profile after being talked to, well, that earns you a place on The List. The List is longer than you might think. I won't accept people playing games i my life. At all. Ever. If you can't be upfront and honest with me, I have no desire to deal with you. If you can't tell me what it is you want or expect and have to rely on rhetoric like "you should know" or "if you have to ask" or ish games, then just turn around. I have seen almost all of them and I want nothing to do with it. You aren't worth my time.

My Ideal Person Here's the thing. I have a list of specific things my ideal mate must have. These are non-negotiable, no offence, but I have become more picky.
- Intelligent
- Mature
- Imaginative
- Compassionate
- Honest
- Confident
- Non-feminist

If you are married, you MUST be in an open relationship, and he must know about me. And here's some things that may come as surprise to many people: Just because you have children, does not make you mature. If you are always looking to be the most popular person, you are not confident. And as for feminists, sorry, I have woken up to the lies your 'cause' has been spreading, and it was a WOMAN who showed them to me.

Now are there any physical traits I like/want? Many I like, but none I require except perhaps not being a stick figure. I prefer my women with curves, lots of them.

And if you want to talk, message me, I don't message others, as I am not going to pay. Get off your butt and at least meet me in the middle and try talking to me. I may not be able to read what you have to say (since the site LOVES to try and force men to pay for EVERYTHING, including READING emails) but at least I know you tried, and if you hit IM, I may try and catch you.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Great Big Sea, Captain Tractor, Cusco, Lorenna McKennitt,
Sarah McLachlan, Kate Bush, Enya

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Having a pair of woman decide that they must have me, and using either force or workable threats to have me pleasure them as they see fit.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Fisting

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I prefer 'real' people, not celluloid fantasies.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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