Well I have a huge penis. It weighs 46,328 tons and is 882 feet 9 inches in length by 175 feet high. NOT! Oh, that's the measurements to the titanic if you really want to know. Hey, I just wanted to start my profile fake like a million others. Sooooo on that note; [COLOR red]Too many FAKE profiles and way too many people who don't know what they want. People... check out your own profile and see if it needs updating[/COLOR]. Too many people have looking for Men but then it the profile area it says No Men. same with women/ couples etc. Get your profile straight and accurate. [COLOR red][B]Be Real & Accurate![/B][/COLOR] When your profile reads 36DD and the photo clearly shows other wise probably means your lying about more. [COLOR blue]I am a 44 year old, (no walker needed, and told don't look my age) open-minded, easy going, NON-pushy, honest slim build, tall, dark haired, single white straight male. I am Drug & Disease Free. I have a sarcastic/warped perality. I think I can make you laugh at least once, (& I don't even have to take my clothes off. J/k). I am very blunt when it comes to fake people and liars so don't bother if that's you. I don't claim to be God, (this week), I am not the best nor the worst, but can be fun. Confident but not conceited/cocky. [B]I Live to Give Oral for hours and hours and hours.[/B] The pics ARE mine, and just meant to show a slim to athletic, well endowed male. [B]Not[/B] meant to show another dick pick. I am NOT out to impress anyone but to have fun with others. In regards to photos, I have removed the required photo before contact rule, but do prefer a photo that IS yours. Does NOT have to be nude, but must be you, and full body shot. If your profile has an internet pic, or doesn't match your description, it's a turn off that your probably not who you say you are. (Yea, I have received the same pic from different people, and hope to have better luck) Any photos emailed, shown, will NOT be reproduced, I respect those who also wish to remain discreet. I also do understand, unlike some, that NO means NO!. If you want to know anything else, just ask. Theres no rea to bore you with meaningless information.[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ONLY! If you're looking for a Sugar Daddy, move on. If you get attached easily, or you get offended easily, I am NOT the one for you. If your looking for a Friend with Benefits, than I am your fuck-buddy.

I am Looking for HONEST females 18 to 40ish, H/W/P, and D/D free for Erotic fun. (H/W/P & D/D FREE ARE A MUST. May seem shallow but there must be a little spark. Dont let my age detour you. My tongue is still 20 yrs old. Lol. Ladies, don't underestimate yourselves. Take a chance if I got you interested, you just may have a hot intense evening.) IF you are a shy woman, don't worry. No-Pressures, we will go at your pace. As you may of guessed, I love giving oral.
Nothing is more enjoyable than a beautiful woman. Whatever your pleasure is, whether you're looking for a lot of touching,foreplay, kissing,, receiving oral, using toys on you, hair-pulling, sensual bubble bath Lust, Hot Passion, or intimate sensual and erotic sexual escapades, body massage, oral, Role playing, sexy photos or video-taping, just experimenting, light bondage, or even just our naked bodies pressing tightly against each other while watching a movie, or just go with the flow of the moment. If I haven't listed something here, remember, I am open-minded. Willing to learn all about you, to explore every inch of you with my hands, fingers, tongue, your toys and a mix of all. (I am not one of those males who are afraid to use toys on you.) I wanna tease you and agonizingly slowly please you, till your body shudders for hours. Some of these may seem unusual for a male but I have found these to be major sparks for a great evening.
This is ONLY about friendship with benefits and the enjoyment of private sexual encounters.. I only expect all play to be non-pressured fun, so Safe-Word will be in so at anytime any one involved can stop with no worries.

COUPLES: I may participate with as long as it shows there is NOT insecurity/jealousy issues. You must be secure in your relationship whether she plays with or without her man, as I am not looking to take any woman away. No direct play on male/male but mfm play ok. Whether your looking to watch, bewatched/filmed, anything listed or whatever your idea is, let me know and we'll see what happens

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Stranger walks up to me, shes very hot and horny, we go somewhere and get it on all night. Leave never knowing each others name.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A swimming pool or hot tub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Open minded- try anything once, GIVING ORAL. GIVING ORAL

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really ever much thought into celebrity's, but maybe Shakira, or J-Lo.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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