I'm a simple guy. Hard worker, essential, because that's a thing now, metalhead, lifelong musician in several instruments, body art fan, fitness enthusiast, pop culture aficionado, dangerously witty and shockingly cheesy, science and history nerd. Don't do drama or play games. Have no time for bullshit. Also, I'm actually real. Everything about me on here is really me. Shocker I'm sure considering this kind of site. Like I said, I'm a simple guy.