TWOOFAKIND34 49 / 39 / C
"If it's not the best kind of fun then why bother"
Seattle, Washington, United States
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Desire in March...
We just booked 8 nights at Desire in March. Let us know if you might be going...

We took a break for several months to concentrate on family obligations and other passions. We kind of got burned out on the meet at the bar thing where the pressure of the moments seems to interfere with a natural progression. We will of course meet at a bar but would prefer a fun one with an upbeat vibe. Also a lifestyle club or a house party are good options to meet. Pressure is a major turn off for the female half. If she senses any pressure at all she turns ice cold. However, if it's a free flowing natural situation she can and will be the life of the party. We allow the vibe of the moment to dictate our boundaries. Our thinking is we want to have the best time no matter what we do or don't do. We love flirting and have full swapped before. Safe play is mandatory with us. We don't care if you are V safe or whatever condoms are a must. Our favorite play is same room same partner play where spill over either happens or doesn't happen. We also find people who judge a major turn off. We believe everyone in the lifestyle is brave and most importantly we are all part of the fun group.
We met a couple one time in Vegas and we told them about an experience we had at the Green door the night before. Told them about fucking each other in front of 40 men who were all standing around this big bed jerking off. We didn't touch them and they didn't touch us but the vibe was electric. This couple looked horrified at this story. So we thought well that wasn't good. Maybe we shouldn't be so honest with our likes and dislikes and that we had better not tell anyone about how we like to role play and especially how we enjoy dirty naughty talking and all that taboo stuff. So, we tell this story to advise you that if you can't be around a couple who just talks freely about sex and our desires and all that then we aren't the couple for you. We have enough vanilla friends where we have to watch what we say. Here we expect to be able to say anything without fear of judgment.
She enjoys dancing topless or naked and has no problem getting the party started that way. We enjoy topless pools naked resorts and anything else adult related and fun. If you really want to connect with our female half especially then Yoga or Thailand discussions are a plus
We would love to meet a couple where all four of us click. Where traveling to Vegas, Desire or even Thailand would be that much more enjoyable.

My Ideal Person My ideal Person is FUN.... Having a fun personality is the most important thing we are looking for. You will know why when you meet our female half.
No pressure at all types...
Also someone who understands that we don't have the kind of life where we can just drop everything and meet up at the bar the very next night. We have an every other weekend kid free situation and life obligations so we have to plan for our big nights out...patience is appreciated...
We only practice safe sex. no exceptions

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  • 49/39 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Seattle, Washington, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-curious
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women) or Couples (2 men)
Marital Status: Prefer not to say
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: January 1, 1968 January 15, 1978
Relocate?: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Height: 6 ft 3 in / 190-193 cm 5 ft 8 in
Body Type: Average Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker Prefer not to say
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker Prefer not to say
Drugs: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Education: BA/BS (4 years college) High school graduate
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A