brokeasfuuh at I am using the free account, and can't read anyone's profile unless you add me as a friend or text me thru the IM that is completely broken I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a per being a helicopter is "Impossible," and "I’m fucking retarded', but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary , 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: I'm looking for a girl that's super mean, she also has to be jealous and really clingy. I prefer women that talk about their ex and their love of "da bootyliciousness".

Honestly I’m just trying to get to the part where we’re drunk, in our underwear, sitting in your bed, eating burritos.