Sir_Demure 28 / M
"Hideous freak seeks pity companion :P"
Phoenix, Arizona, United States
 
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Sir_Demure 28/M
Phoenix, Arizona
Buzz off, please! No longer looking ;)
Introduction
***A quick-list about me***

1. I am left handed, but my handwriting is so bad that it looks better when I write with my right.

2. I once hypnotized a badger- no joke.

3. I don't eat anything that runs away if you try and eat it raw (I am a vegetarian).

4. Curmudgeonliness is my favorite word to say.

6. I have an inborn fear of the number fi- Er, the number that comes after four.

7. i typ[e d thisa w2ith myy6 faCE ,.

Pip pip, cheerio and what have you! Thanks for reading. Who am I? WHO AM I?! I'm a dork, that's who. Damned proud of it too. I'm a sincere, genuine person, but the thing that sets me apart from a lot of other blokes on here is I like to use my brain a little instead of purely my reproductive organs to interact. I am more or less normal, and I'm here because I happen to be more open minded about what a good friendship is, what it can start off with and where it can go from there. Why are YOU here?

Anyway, my hobbies are playing multiple instruments (guitar, bass, piano, drums, djembe and darbuka), astronomy, and microelectronics engineering. Pretty nerdy, eh?

My Ideal Person You already have something in common with me if you appreciate the fact that open and honest communication and truly learning about your partner is what makes for great sex. I am very clean, drug and disease free so please be the same. Oh, and I AM FIXED AND CAN NOT HAVE KIDS, please be ok with that!! I am not after any pretty thing in a skirt- I feel there must be some sort of chemistry and friendly connection in order to make a FWB situation or relationship work out. After all, the biggest and most important sex organ is our brain, so let's use them to interact a bit, eh? I think, if we are compatible, lots of mutual fun awaits.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Blotted Science, Buckethead, Michael Jackson, Oingo
Boingo, Pantera, Audioslave, Soundgarden

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place, A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), My desk at work, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Latex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 28 / male
  • Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: July 4, 1988
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: Prefer not to say
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Deputy Clerk
Race: Mixed
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None
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