I'll admit it. I'm in a rut. I need a partner in crime who wants to do some sexual exploring and just getting out of the house! Looking for a woman that I can be a "friends that fuck" with, who MAY also enjoy hunting up other women to play with too. If you're not bi, or don't fancy threesomes, that doesn't mean we can't have a great time! I come with a fuzzy chest, blue eyes, broad shoulders, a quirky sense of humor, a quiet demeanor, strong opinions, probably a bit too shy for my own good at times... I'm born elsewhere, lived in Humboldt most of my life (I saw the opening of Star Wars at the Eureka Theater in '77… if that gives you an idea). I may be the only graduate of Eureka High that is NOT 420 friendly - not judging, just don't care for that "fuzzy headed" feeling, and hate the smell. So if smoking up is an indispensable part of your day, more power to ya, but we probably won't get along. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\** Note, I've started growing a beard, so these pics aren't quite accurate - but it still looks pretty scraggly, so you don't get to see it until it's presentable, LOL!

My Ideal Person My ideal partner for horizontal and vertical fun is a woman between 18 (OK, so I have a "dirty old man" side) and late 30's-ish, from skinny to "curvy". I love the female form, in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, colors and hair - so other than preferring a non-smoker (and having a fondness for boobs), by all means - hit me up!

So, what are some "mundane" things I would like to do with a new friend? Go have sushi after work. Go for a walk on the beach or some trail someplace. Grab some sandwiches early in the morning and drive down to Shelter Cove by the most back-roads route we can find. Maybe just have someone to go to a movie with!

What are some of the "kinks" I'd like to explore with a new friend?
Maybe you're not wearing panties when we go for sushi, and I finger you while we wait for our Golden Dragon roll. Or maybe we bring a blanket to the beach and fuck out in the open with a chance of being caught? Maybe we just stay in, and snuggle, watch some movies, and have vanilla sex until we have each others DNA all over each other. Maybe we DO go looking for a "third", another woman, to entice, seduce, and have fun with.
What deep dark kinks would I like to explore? Well, not that deep, not that dark.. but I LOVE pregnant women (if you're pregnant, hit me up, please!), love lactating women, have periodic fantasies involving college girls (it's official.. I'm a 40 something year old guy…), maybe some role playing? (master/slave, whore/john, student/teacher).
What would YOU like to explore?

Hopefully, my profile has entertained you and made you smile, even if you're NOT looking for a fuckbuddy. If it DID make you smile, then maybe we have at least enough in common to share a drink/coffee and have some laughs!
Have a GREAT day!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Meeting a lover about my age, and between the two of us, seducing a younger woman... being her first threesome. My lover gently cradles our new friend as I penetrate her... my lover kisses her, telling her what a good girl she is, while I thrust deeper and faster... after a long pleasureable while: I hold our young friend, caressing her, as my lover introduces her to her first time having a woman go down on her... lapping my cum out of her..

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A remote wilderness spot

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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