Sharon_1969 47 / F
"If you like piƱa coladas and getting caught in the rain"
Bal Harbour, Florida, United States
 
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Sharon_1969 47/F
Bal Harbour, Florida
Why does saying you are KINKY attract all the psychos ??? ....Kinky is using feathers not the whole chicken.
Introduction


I am a very confidant financially secure single woman & will not tolerate any drama, name calling or other craziness. If you desire a silly girl with a weak mind then look elsewhere.

Yes, my age is correct and I take pride in the way I look. I am from Moldova but just became a US citizen and own a business I stared myself. I'm very proud to now be an American & feel privileged to be able to live the American dream.

I work hard and travel throughout North America & Europe often so I am not always in Ma.
I also enjoy spending winters in South Florida & Cancun, Mexico.

I enjoy dominating a man or a woman. I am a Mistress to my loyal slut pets Amber4556 , brithorx817 ,Aleeyah_,BexSexyGirl, BlondeAngel_Lust
All are members of my group Lipstick Mafia.

If you desire to be on this list first view their profiles & then contact me.

I like to watch boxing, martial arts & football. I shoot guns, ride motorcycles, go to the beach, go boating & scuba diving.

I know what I like & must be attracted to you before I'll meet you. I make no pretenses and no promises. Every situation is different and I am very picky so do not contact me if you are in a big hurry to get laid. Go find a hooker; they are always happy to accommodate needy guys.

Married, Separated or Attached please don't contact me. I'm not here to judge you, I simply prefer to keep my life uncomplicated.

NO COUPLES That includes Males using couple profiles!!!

All correspondence should contain a clear recent photo of your face. No caps, hats or sunglasses please.
No Face Photo, No Reply !!

My Ideal Person My Ideal person would be unemployed, have poor hygiene & and bad breath, be short,overweight, missing and or rotten teeth & have bald head with massive amounts of body hair especially on his back & growing from his ears & nose.

If you have talents such as picking you nose & eating the snot especially when in traffic or at a red light, spitting tobacco, ass & ball scratching( extra points if you sniff your fingers afterwards), being able to fart at will & can belch the the alphabet please step to the front of the line.

Now to be serious....
Like most or if not all the women on here, I get a stack of emails every day. Some are from people I've been talking with for a while, some are from friends I've met, some are from guys visiting the area and hoping for a quick hook up, some are far away but want to chat, do phone, or cyber. But they all want to meet or want time and attention.

I try to answer all the emails I get (except those that are really rude or ignorant) but there wouldn't be enough hours in the day or days in the week to or weeks in a year to meet them all.
I have work, friends and family along and other commitments that are part of my life. So I select the people I feel meet my preferences or I feel are the most interesting.
The number of people I meet is relatively small especially when compared to the number of people that request to meet.
Are there time wasters and wannabe's on here? No doubt! The internet is full of them but I am not one of those.
This site is more like a lottery. You can't win if you don't play, but the odds of winning certainly aren't in a single males favor.



I was tired of my man, we'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
So while he lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape"

I didn't think about my man, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old man, had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad


Rupert Holmes

Information
  • 47 / female
  • Bal Harbour, Florida, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men or Women
Birthdate: December 19, 1969
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Master's degree
Occupation: Agricultural Tech
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Jewish
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Bra Size: 36 / 80 C
Speaks: English, German, Italian, Romanian, Russian, Hebrew&learningAmericanSarcasticHumor
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None
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