[COLOR darkred]We are a very mellow, easy going, open minded, fun loving couple. But then again all the couples ads on here say this LOL! ;) We are nearly married professionals with a large young family.. we come out to play every now & then as our schedules allow but we are also quite family focused and can not play at the drop of a hat. We ARE a couple that meets AND plays but chatting and developing that "click" is what we seek. We've been together pretty much since high school and 'in the lifestyle' together and separately for well over a decade so we can tell phony & BS quite easily and frankly we're not into that. We are totally committed to each other and to finding people who will aide us in making not only OUR but THEIR fantasies come true. Completely Drama and Disease free (Male is 420 friendly) - Safe play always - And we are as Anal (haha) about being hygienic as you can get :D We like the swing clubs - go to all of them but unfortunately can NOT host - Just to be upfront and put that out there, it's why we mention the clubs He is soon to be 39.. 5'8 & extremely fit. Bald with sexy green cat eyes, several tattoos and a lovely moustache for giving rides. No he isn't John Holmes BUT it is 7' cut, trimmed and he KNOWS what to do with it :D He has stamina out the wazoo that would wear out the energizer bunny and is very talented with his hands and mouth. He has a great sense of humour and is a passionate attentive lover, the problem is he is shy and at the clubs until ladies see him in action; he has a hard time asking for what he wants... She is 37..5'3 and an aggressive, insatiable confident SEXY chubby lil cutie. She has multiple body piercings and 14 tattoos. Her gray-blue cum fuck me eyes and sultry phone sex voice will captivate you and draw you in.. She is slightly self conscious about her belly but has fantastic tits, a beautiful round ass, gorgeous legs and the icing on the cake is that she is so very tight >:) She is also EXTREMELY bi sexual and amazing with her mouth. We are voyeurs ~ exhibitionists and a Full swap couple. We do like to watch one another with other people and of course play together too but it's not a must. If we happen to be at the club and action occurs for one or both we have the trust & understanding of asking permission to play first and then anything goes ;)[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person We are seeking couples, women and men to become FWB. We are not seeking hit and runs and of course want quality over quantity...Chatting for a bit to establish that connection, then Meeting for coffee, a drink, dinner and feeling out chemistry & that 'vibe' is important to us. You usually end up with the good stuff that way

We will not talk to you if you are pushy and if you're cheating on your other half. We will not start any serious conversations without face and body shots. So if your profile is "headless" or blank BE SURE you send them in an email. Yes we get the whole "discrete.. professional..small town..well known in our community" junk but if you're TRULY here to MEET & FUCK then ensuring we are physically attracted is an obvious must!! Also if you say you are a bi female then damn well be one!! Nothing we are more annoyed by than "posers" If you're new and bi curious that's OK but if you're saying it to impress your boyfriend - Honey get a life!!

We really are good people with great sexual appetites and excellent fucking skills looking to expand our vast carnal knowledge...He is seeking a FMF fantasy currently and she's looking for a good D or even TP...

We'd prefer non smokers but wont pass you up simply for being a smoker... He is 420 friendly but NO hard drugs and we are social drinkers only

Lastly we ARE kinky but do NOT push it on anyone... She is Domme - Do not try to make her Sub - It will not happen ... And he is a SUPERB switch ?*
Of course we also do not like or do watersports, scat, blood or extreme heavy pain

So send us a message - You never know what could happen