[COLOR blue]My friend would say I have an easy-going personality but when pushed whinges that I am always late. When it comes to physical health, I like to dress in sports gear and relax on the deck...ovelooking scores of vain sweaty silent ipodpeople...soles smoking, religiously pounding the track and sucking down 'le sportz h20'. I used to be like them till I noticed a guy in shorts...sunning on his porch...great music blaring, drinking icy cold beer, smokin...andnotshoes...lol...with two stunning non blondes. He looked so happy and relaxed and enjoying life while all I got was sore feet...so I swapped. So......now I like to dress in sports gear and relax on the deck overlooking scores of.....blah blah ha ha.. Of course I expect my chat partners to be at about the same fitness level... As for mental health...it's proportional to the number of mad chatters searing my ears. I dislike the bar scene, UK/Aus/US political leaders, corporate , greed, fear, warm beer and fat chicks. I like the idea of clicking on your cam and finding you with clothes on...sadly it rarely happens... a bit of a worry as I like the challenge and thrill of getting a cute woman in another country naked with 2 finger typing and a few mouse clicks. I love fresh ground coffee, chocolate, , fish, the natural environment, dogs and cats-as-fur hats. I am seeking a long-term monogon...monogom...momonagus...(damnit...howdya spell that word girls)...relationship. I want to be 100 years old and married with 20 grandkids In the bedroom, I tend to like anything to do with sleep. Some of my favorite positions are straight, on my side... and sprawled out in the middle of the bed snoring & farting...with me curled up in the corner... I prefer one-on-one sex, but wouldn't mind trying it with 2 stunning non blondes...doesn't have to be on the deck...there's a treehouse... With the right person I would feel...um...well I might put the toilet seat down on special occasions...[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person sexy, educated, bright, articulate, confident, positive attitude, nonglassed...nor glazed over eyes, symetrical natural c-cup, an ass that NEVER looks too big in this...
What else..mmm...straight teeth, long legs/hair, something quirky and you love to have fun.
I never look for jewelery, makeup and fake tits
I know you can talk the leg off a chair but spelling, grammar and punctuation gets me wet.

Oops almost forgot the F words...female, fabulous, fortynot, feminine, fun, fair, feisty, fecundity...I know you know you want to bear our twins... ...seriously

Thanks for reading..and the best of luck to you. Finish with confident prolongued eye contact...cue laugh track...
exit stage right...trip...arrgh orchestra pit

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
world music, wiggles, megadeth, high-5

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, god..any soft bed...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, chocolate sauce, merange a trois

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Oh you mean apart from the kylie/danni thing...well
sure..of
course...hasn't everybody...I mean it's perfectly
normal.
Past favourites include jessica rabbit..not bad-just
drawn that way...and of course the hallmark...pammy anderson
I could play scales with Tori Amos

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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