I (the wife) primarily run the account. If you are reaching out, please assume you are talking to a lady and be respectful. We are all here for the same thing, but if you come at me like a pig, you will be blocked. We are married, completely honest with each other, very open minded and looking for a woman or a couple to share. If you have to be discreet due to your professional life, we understand. If your partner doesn't know what you are doing, we are not interested. We are exploring the idea of adding a select single guy for me (MFM), but please don't email us. We will find you if interested. As we want to make sure everyone is comfortable, I will have the final say on any playmates. Please do not be rude or pushy. We host at our home. I am looking for a pile of bodies in our bed (no guy/guy action) where everything goes and anything could happen.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Our ideal person would be someone who has actually read our profile.

Our first preference would be a M/F couple. He should be circumcised and completely straight. She should be bi or at least bi curious. I prefer you be waxed, shaven or at the very least trimmed up nicely. I'm not into licking a hairy cat. Also not into dick clits. You do not need to be Ken and Barbie but we would like you to be secure in your relationship. We aren't looking to change your circumstances....just your evening. We do not play without condoms.

We are always open to a solo lady. Ideally she would be bi and fun for the both of us. He is an ass man and I love boobs. We are open to straight ladies who want to play with just my husband. I am willing to lend his services to the right lady, but she has to be willing to let me watch. Again, he will be wearing a condom.

Single guys are very prevalent on this site. I do not play solo. Ever. Please do not message asking me to play alone. You would be a third party and added for my pleasure. My husband is not a cuck. You wont be "allowing" him to do anything. Even though I requested above that solo guys not reach out, they continue to do so. If you want to shoot your shot and think you are different from all the other guys, make sure you check all the boxes below, and then still don't reach out. I will block you without a reply.

Hair on your head, face and chest but not on your balls or back

Dad bod (not looking for a skinny guy, muscle bound guy or overweight ones)
gorgeous face (willing to send pics of face and dad bod)

Between the ages of 35 and 50

Circumcised

Straight (I shouldn't have to explain this one). We aren't looking for bi or bi curious guys. If you are willing to suck a dick or let another man suck your dick, you aren't for us.

We love taking pictures and/or video of our play dates. Hopefully you are cool with this. We can leave your face out if you prefer. We never share with others and would never post anything online. I like having the visual reminder for later.

Please don't message us if your profile says you are a single guy and your message to us says you are a couple. Pay the $10 and update that shit.

Please don't message us if you have no intention of ever meeting.

Please don't message us if you want us to subscribe to your Only Fans or help you make content.

Please don't message us if you think you can talk to only one of us on the side. Its disrespectful and wont be tolerated.

Please don't message us if you fuck like a jack hammer - that's not my thing.

Please don't message us if you are asking about someone on our friends list. Its creepy AF and you will be blocked.

Please don't message us if your dick is as skinny as a highlighter. I prefer girth to length. Ladies you should be ashamed of yourself for not warning me what your husband is working it (or I guess not working with would be the better term).

If we leave this site to communicate with you, it will be via group text message and not another app. Some of you are so weird about giving out your phone number. Seems like you have something to hide.