I got a 007 watch and it's a one and only Its got a i-spy beeper that tells me when you're lonely I got a batmobile so I can reach ya in a fast shake When your worlds in crisis of an impendin heartbreak Now don't you call james bond or secret agent man Cause they can't do it, like I can Im a rocker, baby, Im a rocker - every day Im a rocker, baby, Im a rocker If you're hanging from a cliff or you're tied to the tracks, girl Columbo split and you can't find kojak True love is broken and your tears are fallin faster Youre sufferin from a pain in your heart Or some other natural disaster Now I don't care what kind of shape you're in If they put up a roadblock, I'll parachute in Im a rocker, baby, Im a rocker - Im in love Im a rocker, baby, Im a rocker - every day Im a rocker, baby, Im a rocker - with you So you fell for some jerk who was tall, dark and handsome Then he napped your heart and now he's holdin it for ransom Well, like a mission impossible Im gonna go and get it back You know I woulda taken better care of it, baby, than that Sometimes I get so hot girl, well, I can't talk But when Im with you I cool off , and I walk Im a rocker, baby, Im a rocker, and I talk Im a rocker, baby, Im a rocker, every day Im a rocker, baby, Im a rocker, every day