MrPfister 52 / M
"Do you wanna go to the moon, Alice?"
Vallée des pommes, Minnesota, United States
 
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MrPfister 52/M
Vallée des pommes, Minnesota
He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, but he is a very gentle person!
Introduction
Ya know when Ralph Cramden (Honeymooners) would make a fist and ask Alice if she wanted to go to the moon? I believe Alice always had a secret thrill thinking about the possibilities for "going to the moon" with Ralph's fist. What do you think? Do you wanna go to the moon?

Note: no, I'm not a fisting fanatic. I have tried it, but in this case. Don't let it scare you off. Feel free to ask for more info.

Please send me an email if you'd like to chat! Winks, flirts, waves, and spanks are nice, but I can't return the favor. I'm just a lowly peon standard member, and can't view profiles, let alone send the initial email. Thanks!

My Ideal Person If you're short, busty, with long hair, I'm putty in your hands. If you're not, eh I can probably still be putty. lol Just charm me with your wonderful personality, intellect, humor, etc.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Food Play, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Years ago, perhaps. In recent years, they all seem so fake,
and don't appear that they'd be worth my time.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 52 / male
  • Vallée des pommes, Minnesota, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: October 24, 1964
Travels to: Orlando, Florida, United States
Hometown: Tempe, Arizona, United States
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Very long/Very thick
Circumcised: Prefer not to say
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
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