MrAintMisbehavin 42 / M
"Sometimes forbidding fruit taste the sweetest.."
Stockton, California, United States
 
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MrAintMisbehavin 42/M
Stockton, California
Please no guys need to contact me. There's nothing about my profile that screams or suggest that I am bi or gay.
Introduction
I am young man in the medical professional. I enjoy the company of a respectable young lady. If you are interested in good conversation and sexual pleasures from an experienced 40 year old, drug & disease free, fit young man...I'm the one. I have the talent and tool to fill any voids. I know I can make you feel special. I am interested in young ladies from 30 - 55, who enjoy long sessions with lots of foreplay.

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I’m sensible, of sound mind, fun loving, romantic, spontaneous, adventurous and a good conversationalist with a great sense of humor. I am honest, open-minded true southern gentleman. I am bored with the norm; not to mention I’m, undoubtedly at my sexual peak... I would probably meet and greet every night of the week if decency and common sense did not keep me from doing so! I'm just a guy that likes to have fun and enjoy what life has to offer. I'm not looking to break up any happy homes. I just want to enjoy life. I'm willing to try anything once or twice.

My Ideal Person I am looking for a young lady(figurative speaking), who is interested in having a good time as well as having their fantasy or needs fulfilled. It can be one-time or on-going. It just depends on how much we vibe.
A little sexual Humor

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick
or a good memory.. I don't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from
the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for
sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard
feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they
are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to
the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri
Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good
hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the
dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down
under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole
thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was
happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans
life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your
troubles to bed', many men still sleep with
their wives!!


Information
  • 42 / male
  • Stockton, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: December 28, 1973
Travels to: Bay Area, California, United States
Hometown: I Kindalike2laya, Alabama
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 1 in / 185-187 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some grad school
Occupation: Nuclear Stress Tech
Race: Black
Religion: Christian
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair?
Hair Length: Bald
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Either
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