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MonkeyFists 55 / M
"My life is based on a true story"
PA, Washington, United States
 
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MonkeyFists 55/M
PA, Washington
Introduction
It's unlikely that I will blow your panties off with some clever opening line. I'm not a 'player'.Just a solid, genuinely honest, loyal guy. I treat people with respect. I do the right thing. I'm intelligent, highly motivated, and I come equipped with a positive, can do attitude. I'm far from perfect, but I'm making progress. I'm allergic to frivolous drama. I can be influenced, but not controlled.. Not into the bar/club scene. Pretty outdoorsy, and active. Prefer quality over quantity, comedy over drama, Coke over Pepsi, Chevy over Ford(mostly). Fairly handy fella. I know how to hit things with a hammer, and tinker with a car. Not packing a huge dick. An average 6 inches of very friendly penis. I may not hit bottom, but I will definitely bang the hell out of the sides. Physically I'm loaded with strength, stamina, and toughness. Pretty athletic. Lots of muscles, not a gym rat. Just a hard worker with good genetics. I have some scars and a few tough guy tattoos. I'm no 'Calib Klien' or 'Abercrombie and Fink' model. But I'm not too hard look at.

My Ideal Person No hard drug users. No STDs.
If you live life through your phone, we probably wont be a great match.
I don't like mean people.
No serial killers, vampires, or women over 7 feet tall please.

I like a lady with a little bit of attitude. Sharp wit, with a smart ass edge is appreciated. Somewhere in the 35-55 range.

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  • 55 / male
  • PA, Washington, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: January 6, 1969
Travels to: Sequim, Washington
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Prefer not to say
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Prefer not to say
Occupation: Work
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, gibberish
Hair Length: Crewcut