MisterEarious 46 / M
"A throwback you don't wanna throw back."
Olympia, Washington, United States
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MisterEarious 46/M
Olympia, Washington
Change your passwords, folks. Site may have been hacked again.
Single/Divorced White Male, housebroken and plays pretty well with others, but only plays with women. Have my own place, my own life, and direction. Typical toxic male behavior has no room in my world. I practice yoga and swoon over pizza. I prefer coffee to beer. I tend to not drink much, because I really like being in control. In a number of ways. Music is my soul, my oxygen, and my water. If you've read books by Levitin, you're my kind of people. I'm not lonely and I'm not desperate. Nobody needs to "complete" me. I'm mighty frisky and near insatiable. If the time and place are right, and primal replaces mannerly and courteous. A grown man knows that it is possible to be a sexual person and a respectful person at the same time, and also knows that nothing's going to happen unless both parties feel safe. The buildup is as important as the release, and what turns me on is the moment when your eyes roll back and your jaw goes slack. Nothing like it. I won't ask for more than I'm prepared to offer. I'm looking to meet new people and I am open to the universe's weird sense of humor. Like you do, I have a story. Swapping stories is part of the fun.

To touch on an obvious issue - be safe and be prudent. Trust your intuition, and if something seems off, it probably is. Safety starts with establishing your own boundaries first. This is said as the survivor of an abusive relationship. Take care out there.

My Ideal Person Won't waste time with drama or nonsense, and is tired of all the knuckleheaded behavior. I'm over it, and so are you. We're here because we're not sweating the petty things, and we want to pet some cute sweaty things. Being compassionate, witty, and literate scores extra points. Skin color makes no difference, and neither does how much you weigh. Being healthy is about more than that, and attraction is a strange thing sometimes. But if it's not there, it's not there. I know it's a women's market here. If you're interested, you'll let me know. If I'm interested, I'll let you know. I'll likely drop you a line if so. If don't hear back, I know to interpret that.

Elvis Costello seeking Diana Krall, Donny Hathaway seeking Roberta Flack, Ben Watt seeking Tracey Thorn, Tuck seeking Patti. Ideally.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 46 / male
  • Olympia, Washington, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: March 1, 1970
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: Prefer not to say
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Master's degree
Occupation: Musician
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: Yes. We sometimes live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, German
Hair Color: Grey
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Green
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
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