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To the many that dismiss me because of my age: People are different ages at different ages. It is a mistake to judge me by that factor alone without knowing anything else about me. Still, it is your choice.
I'm a little wild kinda crazy, but totally nice. Except for occasional sinus trouble, I am disease free, so clean my nickname is Squeaky and so discreet there are times even I don't know what I'm doing. Although Mr. America's title is quite safe, by eating sensibly and exercising regularly, I have managed to stay in the same shape I was as a teenager---oblong.
Whenever I visit I will always bring Bernie, my one-eyed buddy. As far back as I can remember we have really been attached to each other and he has really grown on me.
Bernie is almost nearly, but not quite hardly, (that's pert near, just not plumb) seven inches tall--I have no idea how much he weighs. Bernie loves to play and plays really hard. He has amazing endurance and a quick recovery period. He is also a firm believer in the once is not enough. principle. (His record is seven times in one 'session.'
Bernie does have a good head, I'm just not sure its on his shoulders. In fact I'm not even sure he has shoulders. Near as I can tell they gave him a good head then they gave him the shaft! Bernie is just plumb crazy wild about happy, fun-loving, sexy women. He has been know to rapidly head right toward those women, I mean lickity-split! And he just loves it when these women decide they and him should get their heads together. Now you won't see Bernie when we first meet, but I assure you he is there. And you being there as well, is causing him to be very hard on me.
I am free to travel or welcome you to my home. Stay as long as you like. Treat it as your own---just please don't sell it! More than likely so probably whatever suits you will tickle me plumb silly but I do believe its important we all wind up in the same place at the approximate same time
As for me I believe you will find I'm fun to be around even when I have my clothes on, but the fun certainly won't stop once the clothes come off. I greatly enjoy mixing affection with passion and have found the more I add to the lives of others, the more is added to mine. IMPORTANT: I seek fwb, not just sexual partners, with every bit as much emphasis on the f as the b and every bit as much emphasis on the b as the f. Reckon the w will take care of itself.
Since I like most everything but operas, ballets and beets, (not too fond of whips and chains either) there are bound to be plenty of bunches of things we have in common and can enjoy together. Heck, if you really wish, I'll even go to a ballet or opera with you. Sorry, no way I'm eating any beets! A fellow has to draw the line somewhere.
Ok, that's me. Don't wish to rush you or be pushy but do hope you consider that it was only yesterday that today was tomorrow.
My Ideal Person Someone fairly local, willing to play at my house occasionally. Prefer women with a high sex drive, either single or playing with their partners knowledge and consent ( I would need to confirm that with their partner). Don't mean to be offensive but I will not disrespect others relationships. Am also open to threesomes. A few extra lbs ok, but please don't be taller laying down than you are standing up. Prefer those who enjoy mixing affection with passion and enjoy receiving pleasure as much as giving pleasure.
Under the right circumstances, I am open to developing a committed relationship either with a swinging partner or a more traditional one. This invitation is extended only to those not already in a relationship. To those presently in a relationship, any indication that my presence is causing problems in that relationship and I am gone. I firmly believe in the principles of loyalty and integrity.
Please be drug and disease free, be real and desire to meet in person. I'm not much into cyber/phone sex, etc. Ain't nothing like the real thing baby!
I know, I know. Picky,picky, picky. I'm quite willing to give you the opportunity to judge whether or not I'm worth it. Hint: I ain't scared!
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Will discuss this after we know each other better.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really. Most celebrates are too self-centered and
shallow for my taste. Attitude and character matter.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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Straight / Prefer not to say
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