If you cannot FaceTime or prove who you are, don't message me. I have had my fair share of scammers, liars and fakes. Looking for my kind of fun and those that don't approve stay away! My Self Summary: Fact: I don’t kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yep. Pragmatics? Totes. Realists? For real. Straight up Pessimists? No, thank you. Likes: ,my dog, laughter, my kindle, music, curiosity, sprawling vistas, leisurely walks, foodgasms,, kisses, lattes, road trips, Bend(where I escape to often) and anything wet and wild. Dislikes: calories, bugs, tomatoes, black licorice (and anything that tastes like it), eye rolls, poor grammar/spelling, tactlessness, juggalos, black coffee, doing dishes, and the price of gas. What I am Doing with My Life: Molding 7 and 8 year olds to be productive citizens in this world I am Really Good At: laughing, genuinely, even at the stupid jokes. cooking, but not doing the dishes. hugging, and making others feel better. sleeping, like a rock. wearing my heart on my sleeve, though sometimes I wish I wasn’t so good at it. partying, seriously, I plan events and they’re awesome. solving the puzzles on wheel of fortune, it’s uncanny. I spend a Lot of Time Thinking About: how I lived before sex toys board games. kissing.

理想の相手： fun, discreet, in shape and kinky to the moon and back