Ilfix4u 63 / M
"Come Toure & Dance w/ Me"
Chantilly, Virginia, United States
 
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Ilfix4u 63/M
Chantilly, Virginia
Don’t remove jewels from your crown to make it easier for a man to carry.You do not need a smaller crown- You need a man with bigger hands.
Introduction
I would say that I am a vary interesting man.
Once a rattlesnake bit me, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died, I gave my father "the talk" ,Whatever side of the tracks I’m currently on is the right side, The circus ran away to join me, I once brought a knife to a gunfight... just to even the odds, I never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool, If I were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark, My signature won a Pulitzer ,I once won a staring contest with my own reflection , When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, I hear it ,I once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket ,Sharks have a week dedicated to me, I once made a weeping willow laugh, Roses stop to smell me, I once turned a vampire into a vegetarian, I never wear a watch because time is always on my side, I have taught old dogs a variety of new tricks, I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels, Mosquitoes refuse to bite me purely out of respect, Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut, my shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice, My pillow is cool on BOTH sides, My mother has a tattoo that says "Son", I have never walked into a spider web, My shirts never wrinkle, Even my tree houses have fully finished basements, My garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the Bermuda triangle, I am the life of parties that I have never attended, Freemasons strive to learn MY secret handshake, I am considered a national treasure in countries I have never visited, I have inside jokes with people I have never met.
OK the real me
Pro.Dance instructor,but most of the time I do home remodeling,I enjoy outdoors, bike truing, Dancing, and fun conversation. I'm more of a Good Guy then a Bad Boy. A Bad Boy is like having a piece of chocolate cake, "you know in the long run it's unhealthy for you, but it can still give you an instant rush that feels good" A fling with a devilish dude can make you temporarily live for the moment. And if you are ready, for a real romance, keep in mind that some of the most exciting "Good Guys" have a bit of "Bad Boy" in them. ----//^\\----- ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Has Died ------///\-----Of -----///\\\----Cancer ----///--\\\---Or Who May Be Suffering From It

My Ideal Person ***To Woman***

Dear Woman,
Sometimes, you’ll be too much. Too smart, Too beautiful, Too strong , Too much of something .
That makes a man feel like less of a man. Which will start making you feel like you have to be less of a woman .
The biggest mistake you can make is removing jewels from your crown To make it easier for a man to carry.
When this happens, I need you to understand, You do not need a smaller crown- You need a man with bigger hands.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 63 / male
  • Chantilly, Virginia, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: February 8, 1954
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Contractor
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None