Ian027 35 / M
"O hai thar! I bring teh lulz."
Allentown, Pennsylvania, United States
 
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Ian027 35/M
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Well, I finally did it. I haz uploaded n00dz! Pics of my dick have arrived! So like, enjoy...or something. lol
Introduction
Back to a basic member So I can't read messages anymore or do any cool shit really
So about me...
Puckish rogue living a life of mirth & whimsy.
Boyish good looks, devilish charm, sarcastic wit, & 98.6723% emotional maturity.
As for situational maturity? Lolwut? What's that?
DJ in my spare time (mostly in the confines of my home). I'm big into Rave/DJ culture and electronic music (house, tech house, deep house, breaks, drum n bass) but not dubstep/brostep or that retarded commercial pop shit that people try to say is House, i.e. LMFAO, David Guetta, ect. I despise that shit. /end rant lol
Feeding me pizza & brownies may increase your chances of getting into my pants, however there are no guarantees.

As for what I'm looking for? Right now I'm more so looking for fun, hanging out, and sex....nothing too serious. But I wouldn't rule out something more serious if it progressed there and both of us were open to it.

Oh and what's up with the endowment questions? Lol! What's considered average length? And what's considered long? It's all relative depending on the girl and the assortment of dicks she's seen. Anyway...
My length is right around 7in, depending on if I have a raging boner or not. If I do I'm a lil bit more than 7, and if I don't...well then obviously I'd be under 7. And as for girth? Average-ish I guess? ::shrugs::

My Ideal Person Female, obviously. At least somewhat attractive, age I'm not really concerned about, you could be 18 or you could be 70 as long as we're having fun and you're not totally bat shit crazy I'm happy. As for body type anywhere from thin and or extremely fit to somewhat thick, not really into super large women though.
Now, personality. Yes, you should have one. Be able to hold a conversation, honest, sarcastic (or at least be able to deal with it), have a modicum of intelligence, and like I said, not crazy...a lil crazy is ok though. That's always fun

Information
  • 35 / male
  • Allentown, Pennsylvania, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: September 21, 1981
Hometown: Allentown, Pennsylvania, United States
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: I Do WTF I Want
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Atheist
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say
Circumcised: Prefer not to say
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Inconsistent/Variable
Glasses or Contacts: Either
My Trophy Case: