I'm the self-proclaimed best lover on this site. A legend in my own mind and in your bedroom. When I'm around there are never any shortages of orgasms. No excuses, no viagra, and never any problems ... Yes ... You get the picture. When you spend an evening with me you are in for the time of your life. I believe in being a friend first, then legal guardian with power of attorney, and after that we can see about taking our relationship to the next level. Ok .... if you insist we can skip all of the legal mumbo jumbo, and get down to business. So what are you waiting for??? Send me a message now.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: I don't have too many restrictions when it comes to dating a woman, but there are a few things you need to be able to do. 1) Be able to dial 911. This comes in handy if there any pulled muscles, vaginal dryness, or an erection lasting more than 4 hours. 2) Be able to count to ten. This comes in handy for keeping track of the number of orgasms you have. 3) Be able to dress and undress quickly. This mainly applies to married women who have jealous husbands. 4) Be able to lick an envelope for mailing. These skills will definitely come in handy for certain situations. Last ... 5) Have at least 2 breasts. If you have 3 that's fine too. My harmonica skills come in handy when making love to a woman with 3 breasts. So ..... If you meet these 5 requirements, you are only an email away from having the time of your life.

Deel één van uw favoriete seksuele fantasieën. Houdt u niet in!:
A few years ago I went grocery shopping late at night. It was a cold night, and I noticed this woman standing outside shivering as I walked into the store. I was in the store for about 20 minutes, and when i came out she was still standing there and still shivering. I asked her if she was waiting on a ride? She said her boyfriend, and a friend of his dropped her off and they would be back soon. It had been over an hour since she was dropped off, and I offered her a ride, she accepted. As we were going to her place she told me she had a cute friend back at her place who I might like. I laughed, and said ok .. I pulled up to her apartment, and as she got out she asked if I was coming in. I told her no, and that I better be getting home. Finally she talked enough that I figured I might as well go meet her friend. Her friend was nice, and we got along well, and next thing I knew we were having sex in the living room with the woman I picked up watching. After we were done, she went into the bathroom to shower and the girl I picked up came over and started to give me a hand job. she looked at me and told me ... "See I knew you'd like my friend." True story ...

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
I just know how to please my partner ..... There many ways and m

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Never really thought about it. I just seem to find partners.

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Absoluut niet. Ik wil alleen huid-op-huid seks.

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