Functcple4347 50 / 54 / C
"looking for respectful single str8 8+ hung males"
Orange, Connecticut, United States
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Member Since: March 23, 2010

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Functcple4347 50/C
Orange, Connecticut
Wow are there any serious people on AFF ?
we are looking for full swap couples & str8 single HUNG males for fun & friends .be D&D free

My Ideal Person UPDATE WHATS WITH EVERYONE Friend Requests US YET HAVE NO CLUE WHO THEY ARE OR ANYTHING ABOUT THEM ? IF U NEVER CHATTED WITH US NOT LOOKING TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS WE CAN GET ....FUNNY TO SEE PROFILES 400 ,500 10000 FRIENDS DO U MEET ALL THESE PEOPLE OR PEN PALS ,,,GET REAL .....WE ARE LOOKING FOR RESPECTFUL FUN FRIENDS NOT PEN PALS OR BED NOTCHERS ....... UPDATE males if all u looking for is some cheap hook try a hooker & pay for it ......we are picky who we play with if u dont get this buy a brain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Please if u email us write a nice letter about your self & why u think u fit what we are looking for line emails get ignored !!!!!!!!!OK before u go any further if u dont like our profile ....then move on no time for haters & there BS emails ....we tell how it is dont like DONT EMAIL !!!!!!!!UPDATE it seems u guys dont read past the first line of a profile ..SO guys only looking for srt8 SINGLE men & HUNG i guess i need to be more clear after getting tons of mail for little dick men 8 + real inches & thick is HUNG & if u dont know how to use a ruler dont email me wasting my time ..question is there a online u guys use ??not being rude just sick of AdultFriendFinder bull shit ...UPDATE seems we see alot of Prefer not to say in profiles if u prefer not to say most likely got something to hide we prefer not to chat ...Looking for SINGLE males only between the ages OVER 30-48. After alot thought & not so fun nites meeting young guys I am not impressed all u young guys are about getting off & i mean get off quick & your done A REAL MAN IS ABOUT PLEASING THE WOMAN I THOUGHT ..ALOT GUYS HERE TALK THE TALK BUT DONT WALK THE WALK ..what the hells wrong with u young guys cant get it up , cum quick , then your done i feel for u young ladies if that what u got ...LOL Also couple of all ages welcome for full swap . I not interested in BI or BI CURIOUS men..str 8 male couples as long as they respect she is str8 ...Looking for only those in the state of Connecticut. I GUESS I NEED TO BE MORE CLEAR FOR THE CLUELESS SINGLES IN CT IN CT IN CT ONLY! not interested in guys VISITING LIVE HERE ETC DO U THINK U CLUELESS GUYS GET IT NOW ?????????! also if u come at as a couple be interested in us both ...Dont use the bull shit line well she not into u but i can play with u alone crap NOT INTERESTED !!we dont need married guys that play alone there are tons & tons of singles no need for married men alone ..If you have a wife or GF who is not into the lifestyle do not im or email us to get together. we do not play alone. Looking for Long term fun and friendship. We give respectful and curtesy and expect the same. Please be able to chat with us online before we even meet. If you can't chat online then how do you expect to chat with us in person. We are very picky in who we meet. Prefer the men to be well hung and ride bareback.I guess i need to be more clear , if u are a married guy looking to meet without your wife NOT INTERESTED!! dont meet half of a couple if u are a couple & interested in meeting it will be all 4 or us ...& also it this number game to u & looking to screw the world pass us bye ... we are very picky who we are with & not sorry for this ..& what the hell is this useless flirting , hot list crap ...if u like our profile email us so we can chat & see if we are a match ...also pushy, crude , nasty people we will ignore u......been in lifestyle on & off 15 years & know what works for us ..& guys comming at us with are u real or fake crap we will ignore your sorry ass ....give respect & U will get some in return ..dont dish it out if u can't take it .....ok i am done i vented LOL not like anyone reads profile on this site .....ALSO email us with lets hook up crap u getting your sorry ass blocked ,we are here to meet fun friends for long term fun , not bed notchers...if this is what your into pass us right bye i said before guys here dont read profiles why do i know this ? because i am adding this after another dum ass email ....want play hook up during the day i am cheating on my wife crap guys here are dam clueless....there is no way they read our profile & then send that what do u think ?

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if and when you get to know us we will tell you

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no LOL

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No way. I only want skin on skin.

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  • 50/54 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Orange, Connecticut, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Straight
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups
Marital Status: Attached
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English, Spanish
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: November 10, 1966 January 8, 1963
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm Prefer not to say
Body Type: Average Prefer not to say
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: Some high school Prefer not to say
Occupation: self employed self employed
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Catholic Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Average/Thick N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A D
Hair Color: Brown Prefer not to say
Hair Length: Crewcut Prefer not to say
Eye Color: Blue Prefer not to say