Want to know something talk to me. I'm here to have fun and that means whatever tickles my fancy at that particular time! Want My attention, earn it! I do like those that can write rather well, and aren't too lazy to spell out You, Two, and other not so complicated words! Would like to point out I am pretty straight forwards, and brutally honest. I am not a baker, so I am not sugar coating anything for anyone. Warning... I have a dark, sick, twisted, fucked up sense of humor! Keep that in mind if you friend me [B][COLOR darkred]WARNING!!!! OMG!! “Gentlemen” and I use this term lightly for a rea, and only for a select few! I am NOT on this site for the one night stand... I am not here for the quickie in a dark alley like some used up crack !! I have substance, taste, worth, manners, and value, and I expect any man that wants to interact with me to have that too! So if you are out looking for the senseless, soulless, careless fuck, bump 'n' grind in the night like two passing ships colliding, driven by captains soaked in rum, three sheets to the wind then keep on looking! I am not someone that just sleeps around. I have some morals left here... somewhere! *Grins* I'd like to make you all aware although I might show as on line, it does not mean I am at the friggin computer. I have auto mail response activated for a rea because I get LOTS of mail! I figured having an auto response would have been nicer than no response at all. Now if you're going to be an asshat and loose your shit because I don't mail you back right away, sending me another mail which is snarky, rude, or down right nasty, don't bother. I'll laugh at you, and ignore you. Especially for that nasty jabba the hut looking fuck that wanted to come to me or me go to him, and then told me to get over myself moments after he sent me the first mail because I did not jump his jock right off. Simply because of my auto response! Seriously, WTF!? LOL Nasty little troll... go fuck yourself. Now if you can handle all this... then keep on reading... those that act like what I just described... I am not the woman for you![/COLOR][/B] Well now I guess I should embellish upon this further to snuff out any misconceptions. Ooohh if you like reading and finding out about a woman, truly want to find shit out you'll either love, or hate this LMAO! Yes it is great if you toot your own horn... yeah you worked hard to get to where you are, well most of us do, there are the rare few that have the silver spoon... up their ass! So you own... your own business, sports car, Harley, jet, vacation home... Insert whatever shinny bauble you have here... you have money... great! Guess what.... that don't impress me much! Bravo... seriously gentlemen... that don't sway me. I am not the kind of woman interested in riches and baubles. Not into bling, swag, or any of that shit. Only bling that is cool is what members make and send to one another. Gentlemen... if you are into cross dressing... great for you.. bras, corsets, and heels suck ok, they are not comfortable! Perally, seeing those kinda pics creep me the fuck out. I am the one that wears the panties in this house... hands off my shit buster! Overly hairy men.... Some hair is great! Gives me more to play with and tug, softly, gently... or harshly. If you look like Chewbacca.. a walking shag carpet... no... just no... No. Weed whack that shit... wax it... hell NAPALM it! Dick pics... oohh yes there is no scarcity of them now is there!? Having one as your main profile pic... is like cock slapping everyone in the face, your choice though. Every man has one! Me, I perally love face pics, pics where you are well clothed... and Mmm those pics of a well built man! I am a total sucker for well defined abs, pecs, lats, and obliques! Just saying guys... A nice smile and clean pic for starters just intrigues me more. Then I can sneak a peek at your trouser snake! Mmm Oh boy I guess I need to update as needed... 18... 19... hell even 20 old boys..... yes boys... I wonder why you young ones are here? You're barely wet behind the ears, and have yet to grow hair where it counts. Sure I am flattered when you check me out but seriously... I'd break you. Hell y'all barely legal. I like men... men that work, and have something to show for it. Men that have their shit together and are out on their own. Not into Basement Barney and his gaming systems. Ooohh fuck it while I am at it... on a roll here! *Grins* Fellas.... some of you have really poor profiles. Some of you none at all. Blank profiles... not only tell us women nothing about you, but it shows you put forth no effort! Seriously... and you want to find whatever it is you are looking for without offering a hint about you? Shame. Men with barely there profiles.. a few scrawled lines. Makes me picture some Neanderthal in a cave, scratching on the wall with a charcoaled stick tip. Come on guys...! *Kicks soap box to the side.* Are ya still with me? Good.... I love a man that can write well. I can be very verbose, when I am in the groove. Yes I typo, normally because I have just gotten up, and not fully awake, or I am tired and my ass is dragging. Sometimes the brain goes much faster than the fingers can move. I'm human so if you want to give me shit when I typo, your loss. I love to be detailed and descriptive when I write, painting a picture with my words, making it like you are reading a book, and I do this when it strikes me. Any man that wants to “play” with me, will have to be able to do the same. I don't mean beat me to death with a thesaurus , or Websters either. Come and find me in a chat room, put forth the effort to engage me. Entice and captivate my mind, and the rest should follow. I could spend hours here babbling about myself. And then checking off that long assed list alt provides....I'm not Santa, I aint doing no list! Hhhmmm up top it says likes and dislikes, yeah, I can do that. LIKES: Simple pleasures like a quiet night at home with some good movies. Candle light. Hot baths. Getting my hair washed and brushed. Hot chocolate and snow falling outside. Walking in a summer thunder storm. Watching, studying wildlife. Arts and crafts. Flea markets, bargain shopping! Good books, good music, decent wine. Cooking, having someone else cook good meals, or even going out to eat. I like feeling safe, protected, cherished, and loved. I like affection, compassion, passion, honesty, all those small traits that make us human. I like being me, and not changing myself just to please someone. I am who I am and that is all that I am. Of course there are many pages to this book, you just have to "read them". Want to know more, get to know me. I like persistence. Yet there is a fine line between being persistent, and being a pain in the ass! DISLIKES: Trolls, fakes, wanabes. Lairs, thieves. Two faced people. Drama Kings and Queens.

My Ideal Person Does not exist!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
*grins* I know how to write well and role play... so if you
want to find out come court me with your words!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Lots of foreplay!, Finding out new things, pushing limits.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Why don't you try and be my star?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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