CookiesNMischief 31 / M
""Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off." ~ Anon"
Roseville, California, United States
 
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CookiesNMischief 31/M
Roseville, California
- Virginity can be cured
Introduction
NEW YEAR UPDATE (As OF 1/7/16)

As much as I would like to believe in the possibilities of finding a relationship of some form or fashion, I believe at this point, it's better to simply say, that I merely want to a cool friend who enjoys sex.

Life for me is already busy as it is, and I'm content with the idea of riding solo on the majority of my life trip. However, there will be times when the need is overwhelming and when being hands on will bore the hell out of me - that's when I'll long for the opportunity that cums with skin on skin contact.

So, basically, no qualms - just a sports loving enthusiast, a movie partner, a dinner companion equaling to a woman who just asks, "Are you busy tonight? If not, want to get together?"

(Microphone drop...)

*****

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, NEW UPDATES! (AS OF 9/13/15):

A new job means a new opportunity to pen the next chapter on this long and storied sensual journey. I've gone away from the Bay and into Sac-town and other parts in between. That said, I'm looking to increase my circle of friends where I'm setting sail to, because, I basically don't know anyone!

And I have an interesting anecdote about that too: A few years ago on a weekend trip to Miami, I ran into this crusty old Cuban souvenir shop owner selling trinkets of no intrinsic value (except adding to the notion of enabling our hording instincts).

Anyways, as I was looking around, I happen to notice a wonderfully sexy older Hispanic woman on 3" pumps. Her attire threaded tightly against her very curvy body attracting the attention of this horny awestruck college kid. Apparently, he saw me perving, and simply said (in the heaviest Santiago from The Old Man and the Sea accent, "You don't get by, by being shy..."

A few hard lines later (words, my friends, words...), the rest is quite memorable history.

Why do I happen to bring this up? Well, what I lack in picturesque settings on my profile, I make up in being a master in long verse and oral dictation (cum scan your eyes on this!).

So, if you like what you are reading (and I'm sure you do...), come over to my side and be the opportunity welcoming me to this part of the neighborhood. Bring cookies or any other just dessert and I'll be happy to let you into my world of sensual fares for the senses for giggles and many grins.

That is all - feel free to return to your regularly scheduled sexual programming...

*****

OK, before I get to the meat of the matter, my current want and desires:

Basically enjoy older women of all shapes and sizes, creeds and ethnicities, married, single, divorced, or other. If you're in the area, and down to talk to seeing where all this might go, then I'm alright with that. Drop me a line if you're looking to fill in the in between gaps as well whether it be through talking on the phone or in person. In either case, I'm sure this can be a mutual arrangement and everyone wins.

Thanks for taking a read...

*****

Welcome to my front door - won't you be my neighbor?

Kind of bare as an empty cupboard when you walk in, but please excuse the nakedness of it all - I'm still decorating. With that in mind, any further curiosities or insight, brochures and information you'd like about me, the proprietor of this fine establishment, you can find reading my exploits in blogland.

Please continue onto the tour. Just make sure you keep all hands in the vehicle at all times - everything else leave to me to strap in for the upcoming good times.

Thank you, and please cum again!

*****

Fun in the sun gentleman professionally living the 9-to-5 grind on a weekly basis; currently seeking a sensual night life away from the monotony of normalcy.

My Ideal Person ...talks sex like a second native tongue when she's engaged in a passionate affair. Besides that, she's a hard worker, focused at the task at hand, both on and off the cock, I mean clock.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 31 / male
  • Roseville, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women or Couples (man/woman)
Birthdate: December 21, 1985
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Drone
Race: Other
Religion: Other
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: None/None
Circumcised: Prefer not to say
Speaks: English
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Inconsistent/Variable
Glasses or Contacts: Either
My Trophy Case: