I'm certainly not for everyone ...I fall in one of those really weird "ranges" that make description a little on the odd side. 50 years old, single, straight and never formally married (eight year "live-in" relationship some time ago probably qualifies to most, but I've been "baching it" for over eight years), 6' 2" around 220 pounds, brown (but greying) hair that's a little thin in the back these days, and a mustache that borders on "70's pornstar" most of the time. No Brad Pitt, but no Quasimodo either; not exactly hung like a , but it gets the job done I guess. College edjumicated in art (of all fucking things), career auto-tech who is retired due to circumstances beyond my control. I live alone with my incredibly spoiled old dog, have car, steady income and all that requisite stuff, but haven't been in the dating game in some time due to a number of reas unable to be spelled out due to previous experiences involving females running away screaming and stuff (yes, I ). I'm not looking for anything serious, but not averse to finding it if it comes along either. Love action and scifi movies and TV, horror and anything zombie (okay ...anything at least slightly above "syfy" level of zombie anyway); I'm a big movie buff and have an absurd collection of pretty much everything. They're just not that much fun to do alone though. I read a lot, spend way too much time on the computer and don't travel much these days. I'm mostly a bleeding heart liberal, but can be at least slightly conservative on certain things, as long as they don't involve religion (which I have little use for). Feel free to say hi on my blog anytime [blog canus2011]; I seldom bite TOO hard! I have a few pictures of myself there and may post more depending on interest, but I have no real desire to "sell myself" in a freebie profile.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Inflatable, and preferably with their own air pump (Inflato-date may never get a headache, but I probably will after blowing her up). I quit smoking some time ago, so I prefer my women to be enough of a drag that I don't feel the need for cigarettes any longer.