Bruised_Lee 47 / M
"Howay Doris!"
Northampton, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
 
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Member Since: October 22, 2011

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Bruised_Lee 47/M
Northampton, Northamptonshire , United Kingdom
Having a vodka.. Come join in?? :)
Introduction
***Newsflash - I live and work in Stoke during the week in Blurton ***

Damn good company and an Oral Expert. Come hump my face !!

well here's how it is ... I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. I was scouted by Man Utd as a bog scrubber. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. Critics world wide swoon over my original line of Corduroy evening wear. My deft flower arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis racquets at small objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for MI5. The laws of physics do not apply to me so up yours Einstein. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only my mouth and a toaster. I breed prize winning winkles. I have played MacBeth, performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. It was me that gave Smarties the answer, but I have yet to find the woman of my dreams.. come get me.. lol Dave x

Oh and as a side note. I work away all week around the country as a field engineer working in the comms industry. In other words I'm a techy geek. I do however love fleshy boobs (hey there's gotta be balance in the world). I'm only home at weekends, which means I'm usually only free to mingle on Fridays and Sundays. If that's ok, great. If not? Turaaaah !

If you woman have the attention span to have got down this deep in my profile, then you are auto gorgeous.. If you would like to yap without the A A F big bruth watching, send me a yell Jesus if you cant decode that, I have zero interest in you regardless of your gorgeous big fat boobs! x

My Ideal Person Honestly please, blokes seem to get all the bad press as "time wasters".. It's been my personal experience that woman are just as bad. But Really, I do not care what sex is at fault, but if your all drama and bullshit, please avoid my profile. If you actually do what it says on your tin, then come have a drink or 12, and anything else that may take your fancy. Either way, you'll have a top night !

Information
  • 47 / male
  • Northampton, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: August 3, 1969
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: High school graduate
Occupation: Comms Engineer
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: None/None
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
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