I used to be the Knight in shining armour, Putting all the ladies on a pedestal. (AKA a wuss-bag). These days I am having much more fun being the Knight in Tarnished Armour. I Still seek the Ladies favor but instead of a scarf on my pommel, The favor of choice has become a G-string on my lance. The Code of Chivalry has been replaced with the Code of the Satisfied Lady ;) If you want to hear the tenets of my code, drop me a line and ask. I will be happy to list them, or demonstrate if you desire. And now some personal stuff. (Which everyone wants to know about and no one cares about.) I can be found hanging out with friends, checking out a local eatery, or relaxing at home reading or playing a game on-line. I am just as comfortable at a black tie affair as I am playing pool and cracking jokes at the local watering hole. I have a "colorful" sense of humor, and am a big at heart. I love to laugh and have fun, and never take myself or others too seriously. I enjoy good conversation and enjoy hearing others thoughts and ideas. If you are intrigued by a man who is creative imaginative, open minded,and fun to be around, I may be the man you have been longing to meet.

My Ideal Person My Ideal woman should be at least 6'2" tall, red hair, green eyes, 34D-to 36E, 28-32 waist, and 32-36 hips/ass. She must be Bi sexual and have at least three fem lovers that she shares with me. One is African Canadian, one is Asian and one is Middle Eastern. Her pussy tastes like strawberries and chocolate, she is multi orgasmic, loves anal, rimming, gang bangs, DPs and orgies. She is rich and generous with her money. She never gets jealous or cranky. She loves all the things I do and is completely devoted to me.

Yea right, and Monkeys might fly out my ass.

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Really. The woman that I would look forward to seeing on a continuous basis would have to be at least reasonably pretty, Intelligent, creative, and self confident with out being bitchy. She needs to have a Great sense of humor and not take herself too seriously. She cannot have serious body issues.
She must be willing to explore new things in and out of the bedroom, and love to give as much as to receive. She must enjoy the cuddle on the couch and watching tv as much as she enjoys going out for dinner, dancing and girl watching.

She should enjoy being a part of the lifestyle and look forward to partaking of it as a couple.

I believe that any relationship beyond a quick fling or FWB is an equal partnership in all things, from finances to housework. (I cook she does the dishes)
So that is my real ideal. If its just a fling, fwb, or one night stand, There is probably going to be a little more flexibility. I will still ask myself, "will I try and scrub this night from my memory?" If the answer is yes, My answer to you will be a polite "no thank you" Otherwise, grab a hand full of rubbers and get a good grip on something solid. Let the rock and roll begin!

Guys: I'm about 99% straight. If you are part of a couple and you have to lift gut to find dick, I am sorry but I just am not comfortable getting naked in the same room as you. I do have a thing about watching a girl get fucked with a really big dick. Emphasis on watching My ass is exit only until I say otherwise. I am not homophobic, having tried it and finding it just doesn't work for me.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage, Im definately a More

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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