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I'm a smart, funny, post-modern Alpha male. I'll put you on a pedestal, but it won't be too high, and I'll still be looking you in the eye. I'll open doors for you, give you my jacket if you're cold, and always make sure my body is between you and the scary homeless guy as we walk down the street. I have a dominant streak in the bedroom that I enjoy and want to explore more.
Quite simply put - I am here to meet great women to date and hopefully see a relationship develop, I'm on AdultFriendFinder because I want to meet a woman who is comfortable in her sexuality and willing to talk openly about what she wants without any game-playing. I'm not looking to fuck on a first date (though I'm by no means opposed), I'm not looking for FWB. I'm looking to meet the woman I can apply my 3 Rules to on a regular basis.
My Ideal Person My ideal woman is SMART and FUNNY first and foremost. The way into my pants goes straight through my brain and over the funny bone. My ideal woman is submissive in the bedroom but at my side everywhere else.
Oh, yeah, my ideal woman has a face too. I'm actually much more interested in seeing your eyes than your breasts (at least at first). I get the dynamics of this site, so I understand why a lot of women don't post face pics. But if you message me, please include a face pic.
YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that by reading this posting you agree that the poster is not only very funny but that you also find him extremely sexy. You are prohibited from saying anything mean about the poster ever, and must have a glint of admiration in your eye whenever you think about him.
BE ADVISED that by disagreeing with any part of this posting, you are deemed to be agreeing to all aspects of this posting. Especially with the “sexy” part.
YOU DO NOT have permission to not engage in not using any part of this posting for any reason or for no reason. You are not prohibited from not not using any aspect of this posting. You do not have permission to not agree to not object to not posting this posting or any other posting. This posting also applies to fences, telephone poles, letters mailed via the postal service of any country, nation, province, or prefecture, and slashing through the defense into the paint for an easy layup.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Sexual appetite, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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