Are you frustrated at the prospect of having to break in a new lover? Unsatisified with your love or sex life? Unfulfilled by the lack of culture and substance from men these days? Do you like oxygen? Buttered toast? Do you have a pulse and can breath without a machine (or is the machine portable and won’t get in the way?)? If you answered yes to at least 1 of these questions than I have important life changing news for you: I’m available! I’m no Brad Pitt or George Clooney BUT they are too busy for you! Whereas I’m available you anytime! This offer won’t last long! I can only keep myself available for the next 2 years! Perhaps longer If the mothership doesn’t return LIKE THEY FUCKING PROMISED 12 CENTONS AGO!!!! But I digress....I have an array of tools at my disposal such as an array of movie quotes, a quick rapier like wit, a valid passport, no family ties (other than parents and sister in Central Florida), rabbit fur lined gloves (it wasn’t a lucky rabbit), knowledge of art, historical places & events, and of course the afore briefly mentioned amazing love making skills. So don’t delay, take the first step in having a better more pleasurable future, off a jealous current or ex lover; and either contact me directly or just respond to my 29 emails you’ve probably received from me recently! Bonus points if you are above 5’6” and / or wear 4” heels all the time (especially to church)! I’m like a bull...if you want me to pay attention you have to dress up like a matadoras and waive pretty cloths in my face!