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Articles by chaps2016

chaps2016 49 M
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My Favorite Animal   8/23/2016

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny; but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to alw


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chaps2016 49 M
10  Articles
On The Campaign Trail "Political Humor"   8/15/2016

Trump and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Trump, "See how clever I am? The owne


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chaps2016 49 M
10  Articles
Take it to a vet   8/11/2016

A couple driving home hit and wonded a skunk on the road.

The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.

We need to take it to a vet. it's shivering, it must be cold, what should I


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chaps2016 49 M
10  Articles
Turning to religion   6/29/2016

I was just devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.

I converted to Islam and we are stoning her


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chaps2016 49 M
10  Articles
Wife missing   6/29/2016

My wife has been missing a week now. The Police told me to prepare for the worst.

So I had to go down to Goodwill and get all of her clothes back


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chaps2016 49 M
10  Articles
Reincarnated   6/29/2016

I tried to explain to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but you come back as a different creature.

She said that when she dies she would like to come back as a cow.

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chaps2016 49 M
10  Articles
911 call   6/29/2016

A man calls 911 and tells the operator that he thinks his wife is dead...

The operator says How do you know?

The man says well the sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up


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chaps2016 49 M
10  Articles
cost of living   6/29/2016

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries


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chaps2016 49 M
10  Articles
Thrown out of school   6/29/2016

My was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class a hand job.

I said damnit ... thats 3 schools this year

You had better stop before you are banned from teaching al


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chaps2016 49 M
10  Articles
Local Bar   6/29/2016

Went to the local bar last night with my wife, the locals started shouting and yelling "pedophile" and other names at me just because my wife is 25 and I am 50...



It completely spoil


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chaps2016 49 M
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Colt .45   5/10/2016

A guy walked into a bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled....

I have a .45 Colt with an 8 shot clip and I want to know who's Fucking my wife... A voice from the back of the room ca


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