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Articles by Bobwhynot87

Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Garden Hoe's:P   1/7/2016

What’s the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Saggy Boob?   1/7/2016

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Rubiks Cube ?   1/7/2016

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Lesbo Dino? P   1/7/2016

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss.


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Dr Papper! :P   1/7/2016

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Banana??   1/7/2016

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Mafia :D   1/7/2016

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Santa Clause?   1/7/2016

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Goodyear :D   1/7/2016

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Teacher....   1/7/2016

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Brothel :D   1/7/2016

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We’re closed


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
older couple   8/12/2015

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
BJ for Money   8/12/2015

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Sexual Exhaustion   8/12/2015

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Flashlight   8/12/2015

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you'v


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Hanjob   8/12/2015

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Young Love   7/2/2015

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

can of our age have ?

Teacher replied " NO Never!!

Boy said to girl

see i told you not to worry!!!!


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
father?   5/18/2015

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breast


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Babies?   5/18/2015

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
WhyYouHere?   4/26/2015

WhyYouHere?

same reason as me ?

to meet some new people have some good chat and hopefully bond some new relationships but as of yet nobody seems to want to do the same...lol so prett


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Goblins?   4/18/2015

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

You're a goblin, she says, I caught you and you owe me three wishes


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Airplane?   4/18/2015

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.

She removes all her clothing and asks, Is th


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Couple?   4/18/2015

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, When you first saw my naked body in


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Dear?   4/17/2015

Little Johnny's first grade class was playing Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked What Animal is this?

A cat! said Suzy.

Good job. Now, what's this An


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
The Government??   4/17/2015

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government

so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little J


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Sex in the dark   4/14/2015

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
25  Articles
Ridem Cowboy   4/14/2015

The local yokel got married and his honeymoon was the first time he'd been off the farm.

He'd saved for twenty years for this, so could afford a classy hotel.

Checking in he said "Me


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Bobwhynot87 34 M
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U Speaka Da English?   4/14/2015

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of


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