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A new cuckoo clock 11/18/2015 Shortly after I got married, I was invited out for a night "with the boys." I told the wife that I would be home by midnight—I Promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was goi 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Difference? 11/18/2015 What is the difference between sin and shame? > > > > > > > > Well . . . It is sometimes a sin when it slips in, but it is almost always a shame when it slips out. 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Sheep Farmers 7/23/2015 A young couple, new to raising livestock, buy several ewes hoping to breed them into a larger flock for wool and the occasional lamb to be sold for food et cetera. After several months, they notice t 0 Comments, 121 Views, 0 Votes | |
Iggy and Flo 7/22/2015 Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
Iggy and Flo 7/22/2015 Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
Iggy and Flo 7/22/2015 Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
Iggy and Flo 7/22/2015 Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
Iggy and Flo 7/22/2015 Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
Iggy and Flo 7/22/2015 Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
Iggy and Flo 7/22/2015 Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
Iggy and Flo 7/22/2015 Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sisters of Perpetual Arousal 7/12/2015 A man is driving down a deserted highway, and he notices a billboard that reads... SISTERS OF PERPETUAL AROUSAL - HOUSE OF - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soo 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sister Kathleen 7/11/2015 Sister Kathleen lived in a convent, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day she walked into the store and said, “Oh Jack, can you spare me a half-bottle o’ the brandy.” “Sister Kath 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
The lost hot dog 7/10/2015 Two guys wanted to go drinking, but they only had a dollar between them. One of the fellows looked over at a hot dog wagon nearby, and had a sudden inspiration. He spent the dollar on a hot dog. He 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
Don't use that any more? 7/8/2015 A lady arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. She swore at him, and just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopp 0 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
Don't use that any more? 7/8/2015 A lady arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. She swore at him, and just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopp 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
A moral tale 7/7/2015 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
Starting Young? 1/18/2015 A substitute teacher for a Grade Four class has just finished taking attendance at 8:35 a.m., and notices that three pupils are late or away: James, Henry, and Mary-Jane. No one in the class knows whe 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
On the first date 1/15/2015 There was a young lady from Kent Who said she knew just what was meant By an invite for dining And late candlelight wining. So she put on her best undies and went. 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes |
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