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Articles by TattyCat001

TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
A new cuckoo clock   11/18/2015

Shortly after I got married, I was invited out for a night "with the boys." I told the wife that I would be home by midnight—I Promise!

Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was goi


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
The Difference?   11/18/2015

What is the difference between sin and shame? > > > > > > > > Well . . . It is sometimes a sin when it slips in, but it is almost always a shame when it slips out.


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
The Sheep Farmers   7/23/2015

A young couple, new to raising livestock, buy several ewes hoping to breed them into a larger flock for wool and the occasional lamb to be sold for food et cetera. After several months, they notice t


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Iggy and Flo   7/22/2015

Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Iggy and Flo   7/22/2015

Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Iggy and Flo   7/22/2015

Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Iggy and Flo   7/22/2015

Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ


0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes
TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Iggy and Flo   7/22/2015

Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Iggy and Flo   7/22/2015

Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Iggy and Flo   7/22/2015

Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Iggy and Flo   7/22/2015

Two killer whales, Iggy and Flo, were out in the Strait, cruising around, thinking about lunch and exchanging gossip. Iggy was a little upset about an injury to one of their gray whale pals the previ


0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes
TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Sisters of Perpetual Arousal   7/12/2015

A man is driving down a deserted highway, and he notices a billboard that reads... SISTERS OF PERPETUAL AROUSAL - HOUSE OF - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soo


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Sister Kathleen   7/11/2015

Sister Kathleen lived in a convent, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day she walked into the store and said, “Oh Jack, can you spare me a half-bottle o’ the brandy.” “Sister Kath


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
The lost hot dog   7/10/2015

Two guys wanted to go drinking, but they only had a dollar between them. One of the fellows looked over at a hot dog wagon nearby, and had a sudden inspiration. He spent the dollar on a hot dog. He


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Don't use that any more?   7/8/2015

A lady arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. She swore at him, and just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopp


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Don't use that any more?   7/8/2015

A lady arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. She swore at him, and just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopp


0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes
TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
A moral tale   7/7/2015

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
Starting Young?   1/18/2015

A substitute teacher for a Grade Four class has just finished taking attendance at 8:35 a.m., and notices that three pupils are late or away: James, Henry, and Mary-Jane. No one in the class knows whe


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TattyCat001 66 M
14  Articles
On the first date   1/15/2015

There was a young lady from Kent Who said she knew just what was meant By an invite for dining And late candlelight wining. So she put on her best undies and went.


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