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lawyers 6/24/2014 Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their ? To prevent from being billed twice for essentially the same service. 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
Olympic 6/24/2014 The husband says to wife: "My Olympic condoms have arrived. Think I will wear gold tonight." The wife says: "Why don't you wear silver and cum fuckin second for a change?" 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
directions 6/24/2014 Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
difference 6/24/2014 Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces? Nothing all the good ones are taken. 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
Programming 6/24/2014 Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
ego 6/24/2014 Four words to ruin a man's ego ... "Is it in YET?" 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
fake 6/24/2014 Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay. 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
foreplay 6/24/2014 What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging. 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sex 6/24/2014 What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex. 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
Doggy style 6/24/2014 A sexual position which allows both participants to watch TV. 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes |
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