Articles by commonsense852

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Kid might be right   9/3/2013

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents


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funny joke   9/3/2013

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went t


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commonsense852 29 M
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Quick condom joke   9/3/2013

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I´m goin in!!!


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commonsense852 29 M
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Life Sentence   9/3/2013

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'th


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The Cheese Sandwich   9/3/2013

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up


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On the Road   9/3/2013

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese s


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Three Brothers   9/3/2013

Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn


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Ad in paper   9/3/2013

A woman places an ad in the newspaper: "Looking for a man with 3 qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me & is great in bed." 2 days later her doorbell rings. "Hi, " her visitor an


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When a child asks   9/3/2013

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy


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First time with Adam and Eve   9/3/2013

Q: What did Adam say to Eve?

A: "Watch out, I don't know how big this gets.


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Morning wood   9/3/2013

When i wake up in the morning with a hard cock... my girl does not call it morning wood..she calls it breakfast.


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An Hour of Pleasure   9/3/2013

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

"We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, " she said, "


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How many women   9/3/2013

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me, " she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"




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fucking bank account   9/3/2013

A guy goes into a bank. The clerk says, ’Can I help you, sir’ He goes, ’ Yea u fucking bitch I wanna open a fucking account’ Clerk, ’Please there’s no need for cussin’ ’Yo motherfucka


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