Articles by kinginsize07

permanent erection   12/21/2016

A man walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also single sister owned the store, there were no


1 Comments, 71 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
presidential wives   12/21/2016

The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because


1 Comments, 64 Views, 8 Votes ,4.87 Score
robot   12/21/2016

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd a


1 Comments, 57 Views, 7 Votes ,5.33 Score
other hand   12/21/2016

Clever Teacher



A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.



"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow.


0 Comments, 58 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
latex gloves   12/21/2016

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don'


0 Comments, 61 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
real kings   12/21/2016

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought always happiness and peace into people's lives?"



Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.


0 Comments, 17 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
speech problem   12/21/2016

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing, " replied his f


0 Comments, 43 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
rooster n cat   12/21/2016

There was a rooster and a cat walking by the pool, the cat fell in and the rooster fell to the ground laughing....

Moral of the story...

Where there is a wet pussy there is a happy c


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
7 kinds of sex   12/21/2016

SEVEN KINDS OF SEX The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called


0 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
the gr8 rulers   10/24/2016

The 3 kings that still rule this world since eternity:

1. Suc KING (sucking)

2. Lic KING (licking)

3. Fuc KING (fucking) no one can dethrone them....lol


2 Comments, 23 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Presidentsn Penis   10/12/2016

The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because


1 Comments, 130 Views, 10 Votes ,5.38 Score
kings n happiness   10/12/2016

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"



Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.


1 Comments, 42 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
speech problem   10/12/2016

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing, " replied his f


3 Comments, 128 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
permanent erection   10/12/2016

A man walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also single sister owned the store, there were no


2 Comments, 128 Views, 8 Votes ,4.87 Score
the lost opportunity   10/5/2016

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.


2 Comments, 131 Views, 10 Votes ,5.38 Score
newly married couple humour   10/5/2016

The wife tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about Love. Can you explain it to me first?”

“OK, Sweetheart, putting it simply, we will call you


1 Comments, 112 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
improved flights   5/13/2014

the other day i was on jet airways, when i heard the airhostesses discussing the new seperate male/female toil;ets to come up by 2015. this added to my curiousity, and I shared with them what is going


2 Comments, 127 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score