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An interesting question....   5/2/2013

A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake , so he examined her.

"You'll be fine, " he said.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am abl


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Hillary gets an idea.....   5/2/2013

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you.


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Hulk Smash!   5/2/2013

It was the annual superheroes vacation retreat....

Batman and Spiderman were chatting when all of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed.

"Whats up" asked Batman?




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A not-so-blonde joke...?   5/2/2013

A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?'


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We've got a bleeder!   5/2/2013

A blonde streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up.

"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get e


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Playin hookie....   5/2/2013

Bob calls into work and says, " Hey, I am not coming to work today, I am really sick! I have a headache, a stomach ache and my legs hurt. I wont be coming to work."

The boss says, " I really


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$5 - the HARD way.....   1/2/2013

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The


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Show me your TITS!   1/2/2013

While waiting for her husband to return from the store, the doorbell rings.

Sara opens it to a friend of her husband. "Hi, is Tony home?"

Sara replies, "No, he went to the store, but


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Oh HELL no!   1/2/2013

Clinton dies, and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity.

They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt


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Bad dog!   1/2/2013

A man went to pick up his date but to his dismay he couldn't stop farting. While he was was waiting for his date to get ready, he sat on the lounge, and the family dog hopped onto the couch with him.


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Definitely!   31/1/2013

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use


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Farah Fawcett at the Pearly Gates   31/1/2013

After Farah Fawcett died, she was met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Ah, weren't you one of Charlies Angels?" he says with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Why, yes, I was". Farah repli


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A cold day on the farm.....   30/1/2013

It was cold and pouring with rain but the boy’s mother insisted he go and feed the animals on the farm before he could have breakfast. The boy went out in a dark rage, kicked the chickens, punched t


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Do you measure up???   30/1/2013

What's the difference between medium and rare? 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.











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A guy walks into a bar   30/1/2013

with a frog on his head.

The bartender, taken aback, says:

"What the hell is that you have on you"?

At which the frog replies:

"Hell if I know - it started out as a


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Multiple choice!   30/1/2013

What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.



or



2: There is no difference. They both ha


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What does a blonde have in common with a computer?   30/1/2013

You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.











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Ahh-men!   24/1/2013

What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary all have in common?





They are all something most men miss.







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Keepin it real....   24/1/2013

A nude woman looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, fat and ugly. Can you please pay me a compliment?”

The husband replies, “Well, your eyesight’s exce


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Blown away....   24/1/2013

A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde and decided


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Bad luck....   24/1/2013

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sa


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What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?   13/1/2013

A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.







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Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?   13/1/2013

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.







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Nice cock!   13/1/2013

After some great sex, she lies there stroking his prick. He asks, “Do you want more sex?” “No, ” she replies, “I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine.”




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Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?   12/1/2013

Because they have to pull their own pants down.


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Do you know what 6.9 is?   12/1/2013

Another good thing fucked up by a period.


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She uses Va-a-a-s-oh-leen!   11/1/2013

A market researcher called at a house and a young woman answered his knock with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked h


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Government Spending....   11/1/2013

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180, 000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than


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Meet Mr. Brown....   11/1/2013

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inc


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Build me a bridge....   10/1/2013

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!

The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, b


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OOOOPS!   10/1/2013

It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and before he can say anything, some talking came from the other en


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Happy Birthday!   10/1/2013

It's this man's 33rd birthday. He gets a package at the Post Office and goes to collect it. At the counter the woman brings his package to him, and the man says, "It's my birthday today." "Oh, happy b


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FORE!!!   10/1/2013

A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ba


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three nuns.....   10/1/2013

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "


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A philosophy on incest.....   5/1/2013

Imagine this:

You walk into a rom, where two beautiful blonde twin-sisters are making love with each other.

Why is this ok?

Because, echnically they are really jus


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ATTENTION! Joke police! Please read and RESPOND!   5/1/2013

First of all, let me say thanks to all those who post their jokes and humorous articles here... as well as those that take the time to respond and vote.

That being said, to those who's only r


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A disturbing day at the beach   4/1/2013

A man was jogging down the when he came across a woman crying in a beach-chair. After a closer examination he realized she had niether arms nor legs.

"Is there something I can do to help, ma'


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Ladies, help a guy out?   4/1/2013

The most frustrating thing for us guys, when in a relationship can be getting a peek at the "real" sexual beast within her. Us men aren't very complex where our needs and desires are concerned - or ma


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The irony of it all....   4/1/2013

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death, " says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?"


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Nice doggie!   4/1/2013

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man r


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Keepin it real....   4/1/2013

A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1 stick of women’s deodorant. She then goes to the check ou


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A woman knows best....   4/1/2013

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom


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Blowjobs, 5 Bucks!!!!   3/1/2013

A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, "Pssst... Blowjob, five dollars". He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps wa


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Blonde sobriety test....   3/1/2013

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulls over a car for speeding. He walks up to the car and asks the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he notices, besides the nice red sports car


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Did you ever wonder why blondes....   3/1/2013

like to wear such big hoops in their ears?

So they know where to put their ankles!



What do you get when you insert a brunette between two blondes?

An interpreter...


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What do you get when u flip a blonde upside down?   3/1/2013

A brunette!



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Too young for the cat-house   3/1/2013

A young man enters a brothel. As he approaches the front desk, the madame eyes him shrewdly.

"How old are you?"

"Um, I'm 18"? He stammers

"You're a liar! But I'll tell you w


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A man is drinking at a bar.   2/1/2013

After one-too-many drinks, he finally decides to head home. As he stands to leave, his legs buckle and he falls flat on his face. After a few more attempts, he gives up and decides to crawl on his han


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Sorry - Another BLONDE joke....   2/1/2013

OK First off, there's no way to be politically correct here... its just a joke, ok?

A Blonde, a brunette and a redhead are at the doctors office, awaiting their pregnancy results.

Th


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