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Articles by XRecoverinNympho

XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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More Jokes on Sunday Funday!   3/29/2015

****** A guy walks into a bar with an alligator.

The bartender looks over and yells, "Hey, buddy, You have to get that gator outta here! He's gonna end up snappin' at one of my customers and


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
7  Articles
Sunday Funday Jokes!   3/29/2015

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you going today?" the man asks. "I'm going to give blood." replies the woman. "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" he asks. "About twenty doll


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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Couple of funnies   3/25/2015

“A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you an


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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A chuckle or two   3/25/2015

“A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies a


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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Adding a little laughter to the day...   3/25/2015

“I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note: "I will not touch a drop of t


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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Laughter is the best medicine...   3/25/2015

“A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well , let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the adminis


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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Playing safely ( w/ info specific to W Mass)   3/21/2015

**This is an edited version of one of my blogs as I wanted more people to take a look and be aware...Thanks for reading**

Just wanting to give people a reminder about the importance of hav


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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Ha ha! Very funny Kyle!   3/21/2015

A teacher is instructing a class and sees that JImmy is not paying attention, so she asks Jimmy, "You see there are 3 squirrels sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left on the fence?"


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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Just some quick jokes for ya...   3/20/2015

So, a husband and wife are online trying to come up with a new password for their profile. The husband types, "Mypenis, " and the wife falls out the chair and is rolling on the ground laughing ... the


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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Funny story   3/20/2015

The Amish Mother and her

One cold winter day, an Amish woman, along with her , were riding in an old -drawn buggy on their way home. The turned to her mother and said, "My hands are so c


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XRecoverinNympho 47 M
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Everyone can use a little laughter in their life...   3/20/2015

The first story...

There was this old couple who had been married for fifty years. The two of them were sitting down for breakfast one morning when the gentleman says to his wife of fifty


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