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Speaka da Engrish 3/9/2018
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, But
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: " Emma come first.
Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more!
. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. ...
1 Commentaires, 44 Consultations,
10 Votes
,4.18 Score
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Make it back and tell,,, 3/9/2018
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back
and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to
die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue".
<br><br>
Is that you, George?" ...
3 Commentaires, 54 Consultations,
11 Votes
,2.98 Score
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Visit to psychologist 2 29/8/2018
Rorschach test! <br><br>
Psychologist shows ink blot <br><br>
What is that? A naked woman! <br><br>
Another blot. What is that? A naked woman's genitals. <br><br>
Another blot. What is that? 2 naked women & a man with erection <br><br>
Another blot What is that? A couple having sex. <br><br>
That is proof you have a ...
1 Commentaires, 50 Consultations,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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Visit to psychologist 1 29/8/2018
Irishman visits psychologist who show him a picture of
an oak, an ash & a poplar. Asks what does that remind
you of? <br><br> 9 Tree & tree & tree makes 9 <br><br>
A story follows A dos wees against each tree. What does that
remind you of? <br><br> 99 Dirty tree , dirty tree & dirty tree makes 99 <br><br>
Story continues The then ...
2 Commentaires, 46 Consultations,
9 Votes
,1.50 Score
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Missing 27/8/2018
The wife's been missing for a week now <br><br>
The Police said to expect the worst <br><br>
So I went down the Charity Shop and got her clothes back......
2 Commentaires, 37 Consultations,
12 Votes
,2.09 Score
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wife & girlfriend 27/8/2018
Q: What's the difference between a wife & a girlfriend?
<br><br>
A: 40 pounds
4 Commentaires, 25 Consultations,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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more 27/8/2018
And if they say they are not cheetahs...they are lion.
0 Commentaires, 10 Consultations,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Poker in the jungle. 25/8/2018
<br><br>
1 WHY DON’T THEY PLAY POKER IN THE JUNGLE? Too many cheetahs.
1 Commentaires, 22 Consultations,
13 Votes
,2.14 Score
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Ahhhh Man, what next 22/8/2018
I went to a bar one night and about two in the morning when
the woman previously rated two becomes a nine. I finally
asked her to my hotel room to which she quickly agreed to
with a soft squeeze on my cock and I told her all right by returning
a squeeze in her booty. Once there I undressed and lay on
the bed while she undressed. Wellll first came off the wig,
and she placed it on the ...
1 Commentaires, 80 Consultations,
14 Votes
,2.50 Score
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late Monday jokes 21/8/2018
Ok I missed Monday, lets have them..I need something funny!!
0 Commentaires, 0 Consultations,
0 Votes
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Sex & Calories 18/8/2018
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as
running 8 miles. <br><br>
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?
1 Commentaires, 20 Consultations,
10 Votes
,2.39 Score
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jokes 18/8/2018
i like that theres a joke section on here
0 Commentaires, 10 Consultations,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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Testing, Testing, 4, 5, 6, Testing. 17/8/2018
THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE OF THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:
1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three
years are dead. That one was easy, right? 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her
husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held
under water; and hung). 3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing. 4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, ...
3 Commentaires, 53 Consultations,
13 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Sex & Calories 16/8/2018
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as
running 8 miles. <br><br>
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?
1 Commentaires, 14 Consultations,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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What do you call a cow with no legs? 16/8/2018
Ground beef!
0 Commentaires, 0 Consultations,
0 Votes
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need some laughter 16/8/2018
who has one? lets get some funny going!!!
0 Commentaires, 0 Consultations,
0 Votes
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thursday fun 16/8/2018
So it to vegans get in a fight is it still considered beef?
0 Commentaires, 1 Consultations,
0 Votes
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ORIGINAL 15/8/2018
ORIGINAL
1 Commentaires, 12 Consultations,
6 Votes
,1.09 Score
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Joke of the weeks and ARE MEANT AS JOKES ONLY!!!!!! 14/8/2018
Q: Which of the following does "not" belong:
Meat, Eggs, Wife, or Blowjob? A: a blowjob, because you can beat your meat, eggs, and wife
but you Can't beat a blowjob!! LOL
2 Commentaires, 18 Consultations,
7 Votes
,3.04 Score
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Honey Do 14/8/2018
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank
vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I
don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm
samples. <br><br>
The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...
0 Commentaires, 34 Consultations,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Testing, Testing, 1 2 3 ,,, Testing. 14/8/2018
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I'VE SEEN.... RIDDLE
#5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND
STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS !! <br><br>
<br><br>
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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between
three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second
is full of ...
2 Commentaires, 58 Consultations,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score
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SHoe*z, S//-/oe*z and yet S]]-[[oe*z again 13/8/2018
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A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe ...
2 Commentaires, 52 Consultations,
10 Votes
,3.98 Score
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monday 13/8/2018
anyone got one that will get this week started off right?
lets have them
0 Commentaires, 4 Consultations,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Don't be in such a hurry ! 13/8/2018
A young ][ndian Brave felt he was of age. He went to the Village Chief and stood before him. ''Oh Chief, ][ Am of age now and ask to become a Warrior,
What must ][ do ?" The Chief looked hard at the young Brave and thought a few
moment*z. " To Be a WarrioR, there are 3 thing*z You must do.
The first , ,, is to build a Big and Strong TePee The second, ,, is to get a ...
2 Commentaires, 54 Consultations,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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A Loving Wife 10/8/2018
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside,
he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and
ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife
to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck;
then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br>
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: “Listen, this guy is an ...
3 Commentaires, 101 Consultations,
20 Votes
,4.15 Score
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Square Root 10/8/2018
What is the square root of 69? <br><br>
8 something...
1 Commentaires, 30 Consultations,
12 Votes
,2.27 Score
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Friday fun day 10/8/2018
Ok peeps! who has a joke to get the weekend started right?
0 Commentaires, 3 Consultations,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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humor 9/8/2018
how do ya tell a snowman apart from a snow woman? snowballs.
2 Commentaires, 10 Consultations,
7 Votes
,2.28 Score
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Wrong A\/\swer ! 9/8/2018
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being -day, instead of going home, he stayed out
the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending
his entire check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted
by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours
with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to ...
2 Commentaires, 67 Consultations,
11 Votes
,3.54 Score
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When too, and when NOT too. 9/8/2018
<br><br>
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman
to the stand. He approached her and asked, ''Mrs. Jones,
do you know ?'' She responded, ''Why, yes, I do know you,
Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and
frankly, you've been a big disappointment ...
0 Commentaires, 44 Consultations,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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